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August 11, 2006

Non-News: Bong Hits for Gather?

March 28, 2007 02:04 PM EDT
views: 111 | rating: 9.9/10 (19 votes) | comments: 49

Not that I partake. I haven't in many years. I think the statute of limitations on my misdeeds ran out about 15 years ago, to be precise.

However, I do recall the zen-ness of the feeling. Very peaceful, beautiful, harmonious, tranquil and serene.

Bong hits for Gather might not be a bad idea... 

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Comments: 49

Nancy S. Mar 28, 2007, 2:10pm EDT
Ah, to mellow it out, hmm? Sounds like a cure...
Wendy HUSSEIN R. Mar 28, 2007, 2:12pm EDT
How 'bout brownies?
amanda wallin Mar 28, 2007, 2:13pm EDT
I had some off a pipe before I wrote my last poem. Does that count?
You know, I never got a decent buzz from reefer. I stopped trying when I was at a party and had just gotten into a nice, smooth mood via tequila and diet coke and a bong hit sobered me right up. What a waste of hard liquor!
♯ ♪ Mar 28, 2007, 2:14pm EDT
Alas, all I am ever going to get is a contact high from hanging out at Golden Gate Park.
♯ ♪ Mar 28, 2007, 2:15pm EDT
Ha! Kathleen, I'm more into providing munchies these days.
Deb J. Mar 28, 2007, 2:16pm EDT
I am like De M. Besides, I just plain didn't like it, way back when, because it made me paranoid! It's been over a decade since I touched any.
Tonia, who hugs trees G. Mar 28, 2007, 2:18pm EDT
NOw, you may just have something there......
Madame Donna C. Mar 28, 2007, 2:32pm EDT
I'm in!
Leti *. Mar 28, 2007, 2:32pm EDT
I feel that way when I have chocolate covered cherries (with real cordial).

Tonia, I hug trees, too!
♯ ♪ Mar 28, 2007, 2:33pm EDT
You'd figure tree huggers and frogs would be in on bong hits.

I wonder where Nippy and Muggs are?
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Mar 28, 2007, 2:42pm EDT
My stash box is still half-full of last year's crop and the spring planting is doing very nicely, so there's plenty to go around. Always willing to share, so drop by and light up anytime. (For medicinal purposes only, of course!)
Leti *. Mar 28, 2007, 2:44pm EDT
Joanne *LOL*
YOu can get expelled for that you know
Dannielle S. Mar 28, 2007, 2:50pm EDT
So, have I ever told you about the sprouts from our vacuum cleaner a few years ago? All it takes is using a Rainbow vacuum cleaner (with a water filter instead of a bag) in a teenager's room... gestation of various seeds, pouring out the water in the back yard, and voila! -- cash crop. Or so he thought. This is why mother saves all the leftover salt from salt potatoes.
♯ ♪ Mar 28, 2007, 2:52pm EDT
Vacuum cleaner sprouts? Interesting... You can tell I'm out of the loop.
Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Mar 28, 2007, 3:28pm EDT
We "liberals" all smoke dope and are unemployed according to many on this site.
Well, if you insist.
Nic P. Mar 28, 2007, 4:05pm EDT
Pleading the fifth ::::::::::lalala I can't hear you:::::::::
Peter Wimsey Mar 28, 2007, 4:36pm EDT
I don't smoke.
I have a horror of any psychotropic substance (except caffeine) that might permanently prevent my delicately-balanced synapses to support sanity.

Nevertheless, I am incensed about the high school that expelled students for a very whimsical sign.
♯ ♪ Mar 28, 2007, 4:47pm EDT
Wimsey Man, you are the first to acknowledge that that's where I scammed my mantra from.
Travis B. Mar 28, 2007, 4:49pm EDT
WTF? I have to work today and all you dope smoking hippies carry on without me?
Jiya S. Mar 28, 2007, 4:59pm EDT
For some (like me), brownies are like a drug, too. Chocolate has always been my drug of choice.
♯ ♪ Mar 28, 2007, 5:01pm EDT
Jiya, especially if they have a "special" ingredient. I think that's how I snagged my husband.
Leti *. Mar 28, 2007, 5:03pm EDT
Dope? Where!?
Travis B. Mar 28, 2007, 5:03pm EDT
stupid Gather hippies!
Leti *. Mar 28, 2007, 5:09pm EDT
Puff, puff, give, Travis!
Travis B. Mar 28, 2007, 5:12pm EDT
actually David, vaporizers are the healthy choice..no smoke..
Cindy D. Mar 28, 2007, 5:26pm EDT
Me! Me too please! What do you think us old hippies do when we go home from our computer-related jobs?
Travis B. Mar 28, 2007, 5:31pm EDT
yup...they work really good. totally smokeless.
Larry H. Mar 28, 2007, 7:24pm EDT
thanks for sharing..
Pass that bong this way.
Jody Says Mar 28, 2007, 9:14pm EDT
Speaking as a person who partook in many bong hits, I think my creativity is increased when high, and I know ya'll will think my stuff is way funnier if you are high. Bong hits for errybody, except I'm not hittin it after the skank, no telling where her lips have been.
外国人 (Waiguoren) the Great Mar 28, 2007, 9:39pm EDT
Sorry, I'm out on this one. The Communist Party of China condems the use of such things.
Mugg Muggles, "The Man With the Jive" Mar 29, 2007, 12:09am EDT
Sign me up, Joanne.
Kathleen ♥ L. Mar 29, 2007, 12:46am EDT
Actually Joanne, gather would probably benefit more from bong hits than Jesus would have... he was already pretty mellow to begin with (at least compared to 'Ol Dad'. Where as some of the people on this site need waaaaaay more help 'getting mellow'!
♯ ♪ Mar 29, 2007, 8:57am EDT
Exactly, Kathleen. Gather could benefit from mellowness. An old hippie should be running this place, not an Ivy League grad.
♯ ♪ Mar 29, 2007, 2:11pm EDT
Yeah, where WERE you yesterday...
Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Mar 29, 2007, 3:18pm EDT
If the bushies would smoke dope , they'd quit wanting to destroy EVERYTHING!!!!!
Borgie B . Mar 29, 2007, 3:22pm EDT
????
Another three sentence article (dont Gather gripers complain that this is runining Gather?????????) about nothing???

Gather gripers are too funny........funny hypocrites, trix are for kids!!! LOL
Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Mar 29, 2007, 4:54pm EDT
I'm lucky I if can string three sentences together.........................
♯ ♪ Mar 29, 2007, 5:47pm EDT
Hmm... some people can't count. I wonder how they made it out of high school.
♯ ♪ Mar 30, 2007, 10:49am EDT
Love you too, Stick Guy.
Look at that, the slut has changed her icon. Is she trying to hide?
Auntie Smedley Mar 30, 2007, 8:54pm EDT
OH MAAAAAAAAAN.... I missed the party!! [Searching under sofa cushions for any stray roaches]
♯ ♪ Apr 1, 2007, 9:46am EDT
Ha ha, David. So funny.
♠~Dnbuster~♠ ~. Mar 3, 2009, 3:42pm EST
pass some here, please
its been sitting "drying" for almost 2 years:)should be really good:)

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