Of course, I feel the need to gloat about it.
“Mom!” I nearly shouted. “I am 18 now!”
I'm right. Today I turned 18, becoming a legal adult in the state of Oregon. I can vote, sign a lease to rent an apartment, have my own bank account, keep my medical and school records private, enter into contracts, have relations with older men, purchase tobacco products for people I hate, get married, register to vote, be drafted, be a winner on "The Price Is Right", get a tattoo or piercing without parental consent, buy a lotto ticket, stay out as late as I'd like, get a credit card, post riskè photos...
wait, what?
I'm going to go do that now.
Someone finish my list.
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...ummm...welcome to adulthood...you will grow to regret it...
My BD was yesterday, so happy BD from another Aquarian.
Now then Ms Young Adult, to your afore mentioned claims of fame:
"keep my medical and school records private, enter into contracts, have relations with older men, purchase tobacco products for people I hate, get married, register to vote, be drafted, be a winner on "The Price Is Right", get a tattoo or piercing without parental consent, buy a lotto ticket, stay out as late as I'd like, get a credit card, post riskè photos..."
Excercising any and all of the above may result in your Mom shouting "Casey! you're 18 now but if you do any of those things you are out the door and on your own!!!"
Remember, along with rights come the responsibilities.
Have a wonderful birthday!
18 is a great age to be. Enjoy it now because one day your gonna blink and you'll be posting pictures of yourself in an old age home. LOL
keep laughing
The Funny Guy