Do you remember when you were much younger and your parents would always say something to you, which was never true. Just to make you thing you did something wrong. heres an example.
You know how you get bumps on your tongue and they would tell you, that you have been telling lies. that's what causes bumps and as a kid you believe them.
Or if you play with a bull frog and they piss on you, you'll get warts.
Now can you think of anything your parents told you when you were little?


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they also said that babies came from under cabbage leaves out in the garden.
This could have been true , but fortunately it never did . " If you don't stop
crying , I am gonna give you something to cry about "
I used to be EXTREMELY shy...... : ) NOT now!! HEHEHE......
I have heard the others I read here so far too. I even used them on my kids when they were growing up. LOL
virginia i remember the coffee story.