My Christmas Wish List (For a lonely male)

1) I would love a new medium format digital camera. I love doing photography

2) 10 nakid women doing the CanCan for me!

3) A personal masseuse that refuses to wear more than a thong, and does excellent deep back rubs, and no older than 29 and built like a brick shithouse

4) A new lens for my Nikon

5) An all expense paid trip back to Australia, with my personal masseuse, and cancan dancers

6) A big house with pool and Jacuzzi and enough rooms for my personal masseuse and cancan dancers

7) A Limo driven by a beautiful redhead that wears skimpy clothing, one from the playboy mansion would be nice....

Ok that is enough, I don't want to be greedy... I have a funny feeling Santa will not accept this... :(

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Maggie Y. Dec 1, 2008, 7:06pm EST

thanks for sharing :)

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 7:08pm EST

Thank you Maggie.

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Kelly Kay Dec 1, 2008, 7:08pm EST

Only 10 girls? ;)

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Leah Christensen Dec 1, 2008, 7:09pm EST

A great list.

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 7:10pm EST

Hey don't want to be greedy now... ;P

Thanks Kelly

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 7:10pm EST

Thanks Leah.

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Marilyn is looking for whatever there is. N. Dec 1, 2008, 7:11pm EST

Hmmm, you're right, Santa probably will not accept this one. BUT, if you ask nicely, the government might just help. They can do it as a rescue, a bail-out or a buy-out (if they get to use the masseuse and nekkid can-can gals) -- think this through, there's a good chance, really!

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 7:12pm EST

LOL Marilyn>

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Cindy B. Dec 1, 2008, 7:15pm EST

Thats agood list! =)

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 7:17pm EST

LOL Cindy.

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Cecilia Lyne Dec 1, 2008, 7:37pm EST

LOL sounds like a very fun list if Santa grants it. :) But that is a hole lot of women for any one man to deal with.

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Liz [site-Raven] Please critique my poetry. Dec 1, 2008, 7:39pm EST

I wish that I could accommodate you Dan, truly I do. However, all that I can find in my present-sac is one loving and beautiful female who has no agenda and no issues and is 41. I will have to pass you by Dan as I just don't have what you want this Christmas. I am really sorry. Love, Santa

[uh Dan you might wish to flag this as in "brick shit house] :))

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 9:24pm EST

Thank you Cecilia and Liz. LOL

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Sophie S. Dec 1, 2008, 9:35pm EST

So in reality, you want ten nekked live-in women who will do the can can for you.

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Chris E. Dec 1, 2008, 10:04pm EST

Sorry Dan I really can't help you. I'm over 29. LOL

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Dan R. Dec 1, 2008, 10:19pm EST

Thank you Sophie and Chris.

And a woman to do massages as well... ;P

Hey Chris, If over 29, I'll still take applications... LOL

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Sue T. Dec 2, 2008, 12:55am EST

That's some list, Dan! Do I make your list - I've been 29 for as long as I can remember!!

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Dan R. Dec 2, 2008, 9:15am EST

You can be my personal masseuse. Hmmm?

LOL
Thank you Sue.

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Mary Bee Dec 3, 2008, 7:36am EST

If I apply can I use this as one of my 2 mandatory applications for unemployment?

Oops never mind, I see I do not meet all of the requirements...

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Dan R. Dec 3, 2008, 9:35am EST

LOL Mary!

Thank you.

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t w. Dec 4, 2008, 8:33am EST

LOL, nice list

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Kathryn E. Dec 4, 2008, 8:38am EST

Dan, what a hoot!!!!

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Kathryn E. Dec 4, 2008, 8:39am EST

WISH I COULD HELP BUT SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK SO. I DONT KNOW THE CAN CAN.

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Dan R. Dec 4, 2008, 9:11am EST

Thank you Kathryn. LOL

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Nichole S. Dec 4, 2008, 9:46am EST

Sorry I can't help you. Can't cancan, have three kids and too much weight to lose to be nakkid, my massages suck (hmm ok maybe I did that on purpuse so hubby wouldnt want them), I'm not a red head, I have no masion to share and then theres the previous mentioned hubby............Even if I fit all you were looking for I think that may be a job he doesnt approve of! Good luck getting all those wishes filled though and if I find anyone who fits the criteria I will send her your way!

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