Why Ask Why --Fun Questions

Sometimes the answers are nowhere near as fun as the questions.  Here are some great ones found on the internet.  Maybe you know more.

1.  Why is the word abbreviation such a long word??

2.  Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

3.  Why is there an expiration date on sour cream??

4.  Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo??

5.  Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

6.  If you're driving in a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

7.  Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

8.  What is a "free gift"?  Aren't all gifts free???

9.  Why do they call it necking??

10.  Why is phonetic spelled the way it sounds??

11.  If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a high place, what would happen???

12.  Have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations???

13.  If he's arrested, does a mime need to be told he has a right to remain silent??

14.  Why do they call it a tv "set" when you only get one??

15.  What was the best thing before sliced bread??

16.  If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter??

17.  If one sychronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too???

18.  If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose??

19.  What's another word for synonym??

20.  What is the speed of dark??