by Ed Da Head Toker

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corny old trick or treat jokes.

November 01, 2009 11:43 PM EST

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Hi all

Trick or treat Jokes. Most are from the ancient days of when I went trick or treating.

Sometimes I would tell someone else's joke first to see if they had anything as backup.

This first joke I made up and told myself one year trick or treating. Imagine the faces of the parents handing out candy.

Why couldn't Casper the very friendly ghost get Wendy the good witch pregnant?

Because Casper has a hollow weenie.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a skunk?? A stinking mad cat.

Why did the chicken go to the middle of the road. She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken run down the road?? Colonel Sanders was after her. (KFC owner.)

What's the difference between the US Army and the cub scouts?? The cub scouts do not have heavy artillery.

Why did the chicken stay on the side of the road???

She was tired of all of the corny chicken jokes.

Tags: free speech, odd, weird, funny, happy days, stories, jokes

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Ed Da Head Toker Nov 1, 2009, 11:59pm EST

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regina k. Nov 2, 2009, 12:25am EST

the casper one was bad - but the KFC one was the worst!
giggles all around

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 7:58pm EST

and I was 8 when I told it.

regina k. Nov 4, 2009, 4:23pm EST

a joker in the makin huh?

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Loretta E. Nov 2, 2009, 8:10am EST

LOL!

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:06pm EST

thanks

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Lets not and say we did Nov 2, 2009, 8:16am EST

lol

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:08pm EST

thanks for your laughs.

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Len Maxwell Nov 2, 2009, 8:17am EST

You're right, those were pretty corny. The only problem I saw was the answer to the fifth one. It should have been: the Cub Scouts have adult leadership.

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:12pm EST

That is soo true.

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Dawn G. Nov 2, 2009, 8:50am EST

L.O.L.

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:17pm EST

thank you

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Renee Y Nov 2, 2009, 9:06am EST

perfect end to the halloweeen weekend hilarious!

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:18pm EST

I thought so, which is why I posted them. Thanks.

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Otelia S. Nov 3, 2009, 1:29pm EST

Thanks for the chuckles!

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:30pm EST

your welcome

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Risa G. Nov 3, 2009, 4:17pm EST

Those are old and funny. Thanks for passing them on.

Ed Da Head Toker Nov 3, 2009, 8:43pm EST

I remember them from when I was trick and treating.

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Austin Cushing Nov 3, 2009, 9:16pm EST

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