*says a small prayer that the original article doesn't disappear leaving us left with La B's crappy replacement article*
OK so......
I took the 'mock NCLEX' last night aka the RN CAT ERI. I have no idea what CAT means. HOWEVER it is set up like the NCLEX. You get 90 - 200 some questions. It shuts off when you either answered well enough to pass or you jacked it up so badly you will never pass. I GOT 90 questions! I GOT 90 questions. Adore me. Love me. Give my clearly big Nursing brain a big stroking.
In reality it means nothing.....but I am swimming in the utter coolness of it all.
So at this moment my grade is at a 90.
What does this mean????
Well....it means that I will have to jack up the next ERI and Final exam reallllllly badly to fail. It means that the big boulder that I have fully expected to roll over me before pinning better get a move on.
Even more importantly it means.....
1 last day I have to wear the navyish blue scrubs.
1 last day I wear the white uniform with the patch.
1 more stooopid ERI to take.
1 last Final Exam to take
0 things left to turn in.
AND 1 more day (that actually will equal approximately 2 hours......) to go!!!!!!!!
And guess what.
I have big news. Well it is big news to me. I am gonna have people.
List of folks coming to my pinning:
My DAD! (woooooooot) my mom is tentative....but that is ok.
My best friend Pam (from MD) and her Mom (Lil).....This is kind of cool. My parents and her parents were there for our high school graduation in 1987 *koff sputter* from baySIDEEEE High School....yeah. And my boyfriend's at the time....his name was Zach. hee. Any hoo. I am extremely happy that they will be there because I don't know if we will have our Mom (she belongs to me and my best friend.....I have claimed her for my own) She has lung cancer and I don't know how much longer....ack....I am going to cry so I won't finish that statement. BUT point is......She is mine and my best friend are mine for that day.
My Soul Sister, Sabrina..... We have been through so much. We had this job at a help desk. We would cry every day walking in knowing that we would be cursed and yelled and and the like. But every morning we would stop at the door. Pray. And fix our makeup. Because Divas don't cry. Not on the job. We both had these big shiny foreheads. I still do. you can reflect light off it. We had these franchises we worked with and each had a 3 letter designation. Ours was BFD. Big Foreheaded Divas. yep. BFDs for life!
My Co Workers.... Well I am thinking that the showing will be 100% female. But I am not counting the guys out.......yet. They say they are coming but I have a feeling that we will just be doing celebratory lunching or bowling later. But being the minority geek girlz......I know they will support me tomorrow. Thank you Fantine and Carmel!!!!
My old class.... Yep, Shorty Doo Wop of Gather....plus all my girlz from the December class....well most of them anyway. I soooo cannot wait to see them.
So that is super exciting.
There are so many that I wanted to be there who can't make it. Like my P10 girls, my sister Bonnie C. (from Gather), the babysitter, her daughter, Steve the Legend from Gather....there are some tests that i would have plain failed if he didn't remind me that I could......, Brad, too, who would make me laugh and who was subjected to Amber Panty Thrower and who spoke with my dear friend La Toya.....you too are like a little mascot.....hee., I wish all of y'all could be here. I wish I could have flit, Joy, Wurdz, Charles, Lainie, Charles, Ron & Buddy, Jody & Michelle (my ruralsexual posse), David Rochester, Rob Appell could wobble in and he could bring Scott, Mom Sharon, Ceena, CC, Mikeeeeee who allows me to freak call him with stoopid ideas to finance my education like the Star Trek/Tech Geek Phone Sex Hotline or the selling of Brad's body parts on Ebay, I would SOOOO love for Ina, Wilma, Renda, Donna F. and all the nurses with nursey advice for me....because they believed in me too.....can you believe.....I finally do!!!, there are sooooo many I would want there and i am afraid I will leave out......OH FAITH!!! For without whom I might not have virtual holidays with.....because when you go to nursing school there is no such thing as a social life.....thank you for the New Year's Party, the Ice Cream Party, the Virtual Thanksgiving that helped me feel less lonely. I am going to completely and totally miss my sister Doll, My Mama, Paplet, and most of all my kids who have suffered there right along with me. (One is in Colorado, the other in Richmond).
But you know. It is more important than the day....I have had y'all with me all along. I keep hearing 'We are the Champions' in my head.....followed by "You're my Best Friend' .....I am on a Queen trip.
oh snif.......I am getting all sentimental....and that cannot be because Divas don't cry. We just tear.....lots.
Thank you everyone so much. thank you so much.


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FYI, CAT means Computer Assisted (or aided) Technology - a fancy way of saying NCLEX is now administered on computers rather than paper. My program uses ATI testing rather than ERI, but they sound identical. Two weeks ago, we had the biggie test, the RN Predictor, which is designed to predict your likelihood of passing the NCLEX on the first try. I scored something like 87% on 180 questions (the # of questions is constant, as opposed to ERI & NCLEX), which translates to a 99% likelihood that I will pass NCLEX on first attempt. Whew! What a relief!
Sadly, not everyone acheived an acceptable score, which is equal to a 90% chance of passing NCLEX. These poor souls have to do 3000, yes three thousand, NCLEX questions in the next 3 weeks and then retake the RN Predictor THE DAY BEFORE PINNING! If they don't pass, they don't graduate. I can't imagine the stress of not knowing your fate until 24 hours before pinning.
I'm so happy all your hard work is paying off! Enjoy your pinning ceremony - I'll be sure to send you a telepathic "grats" tomorrow at 4:30.
Oh Sarah. that is horrible. But you know what. I wonder if all nursing schools do this. Torture you to the end. We have some in jeopardy people. But there was a point during nursing school where I learned to hedge my bets. Our school is accelerated so one misstep is like a landmine. Looks like you read that book too. AND NOW WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT AFTER ALL!!!! *mary tyler moore pose*
I am also glad to have met you Jodie and Sarah. It is good to know that there are others who suffer the same. hee
Thank you John. I think you probably do non nursey wonderful stuff and that is lovely to me!
THANKS HONEY! (Charles)
I will party on for you while you get the pin, I'll dish out the champagne here! Cheerz!
and....OH MY GOD BARBARA!!!! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
You guys this is Barbara. She goes to school with me. AND we are graduating TOGETHER......yes we are. I am so happy and honored to be graduating with this woman!!!!!!!
ROCK ON FAITH!!!! Champagne sounds great!!!! If we put rainbow sherbet in it can it be like punch??? hee!!!!
Jen WE MADE IT! WE MADE IT!!!!! my SM7 sister!!!!!
How will I ever forget the one who threw one of THOSE parties for my nursey girls.
And how could I forget about where I got my first......bzzzzzzzzzz hee!!!!
Congrats and good job and I'm proud of you and I love you and I am sad that I cannot find you as easily as I used to -- these improvements will be the death of us all, and just when we had so much to live for.
Thank you Sir Nip!
Alison ~ I am going, I am going!! hee
Sophie.....how true.....I should get this feeling everyday! It is truly a high! I feel free, happy and uplifted. i need to get 'the girls' in on the action hee!
Aniko ~ Thank you sooo much too!!!!! And thanks for being my 'H' side ; )
Steve....stop talking dirty to me. Sleeeep (moans quietly) Thank you so much seriously!
My, what a big brain you have. Do you want some Chianti and faver beans? Eh?
Hee, Wade, I think I go better with Beaujoulais and pop tarts. hee!!!!
I may be in danger.....I am overly preppy and my co worker may shoot me with a tranquilizer dart. hee