by La Bellota
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April 11, 2006

Nursing School Chronicles - Bought the Pharm the Return - a photo essay.

March 15, 2007 01:57 PM EDT
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fileId:3096224744058280;size:inter;Teri says:  Yep, yep y'all.  It's THAT time again.

 

 

 

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Bargara D says:

Awwwwww scnizzzle!  (well.  I am protecting all the virgin-y gather ears)

 

 

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  La B says: 

  I think I need a Psychotherapeutic..........STAT!

 

 

 

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  shoLANA and JeniFAH don't say anything......they are just trying to hide.   But don't worry......I put a Neuromuscular Blocking Drug on two tacks and placed them stealthily in thier chairs.  They can run but their paralyzed legs won't get them very far.....muah ah ah ah.

 

 

 

Yes........Pharmocology II has commenced.  Take out your tongue piercings and cancel your lives for the next 5 weeks.......it has begun. 

 
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Comments: 53

Carol Lloyd Mar 15, 2007, 2:04pm EDT
thats good ty
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 2:04pm EDT
What, no tongue piercings or Hoop earrings and only white tenny shoes! Whatever was I thinking when I signed up to pay for this madness. I must have been having a hypo...something moment.....
Shorty DooWop Mar 15, 2007, 2:14pm EDT
She looked dead at me when she said you must take out your hoop earings...I was like woah...She seem like an ok teacher...5 weeks of hell hath begun...oh and it's Ms. Jackson if you nasty
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 2:15pm EDT
I am super sad about not being able to wear my crocs.

But I have some blinding white new "leather" tennies now. Try not to hurt your eye on the gleam. hee.
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 2:17pm EDT
Hey Shorty. I was just on the phone with your son. He said that you were painting your homework and you have to go to school today. QUIT PAINTING YOUR HOMEWORK!
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 2:21pm EDT
Can you imagine why we pay for this torture? By the time they are done with us they will have produced a whole room full of Nurse Kratchits, hehehehehe
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 2:24pm EDT
Oh yeah......don't forget to bring your parka tonite. OR layer OR something. Amber turned blue last night it was so cold. It think my water had a layer of ice on the top.
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 2:28pm EDT
Thanks for the heads up, I have a jacket in my car.
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 2:36pm EDT
Did you see the new "No Outburst" Policy. No talking about anything not related to the course.
Wherever you are, my queen, I'd want to be there, but maybe not there.
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 2:48pm EDT
I tells ya. You can steal me away if you like. HAve you gone for your lesson yet Charles? (Go see the clown post)

Uh...hee.....hey girls "No verbal Orlistat moments.
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 2:55pm EDT
Is this your policy or hers? whatcha mean no verbal orlistat moments? yur just takin all the fun outta this...
Wilma M. Mar 15, 2007, 3:37pm EDT
good luck with your class!
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 3:55pm EDT
Thank you darling Wilma!! Wilma has been a nurse for years and will be retiring soon if she is not yet retired due to a hospital closing. I have deemed her our personal Mentor.....only she doesn't know that. She likes good cooking.....I am definitely gonna have to get Teri to make her a meal. (Teri is an awesome, awesome cook) And Lana can bring her the toffee chocolate cookies she brought yesterday. (Sorry you non sociology taking nurslings....hee)
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 3:59pm EDT
What you bad girl, you didn't tell me they had cookies in that class I may have opped to take it instead of spending my spare time studying. On second thought, maybe not.
Rob Appell Mar 15, 2007, 4:45pm EDT
I say, "Can one of you ladies pretend you're a nurse and give me a back rub?"
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 4:48pm EDT
Sorry, that's an LPN job and you should know by these comments that we are way above that.
Barbara N. Mar 15, 2007, 4:49pm EDT
off to get some skooln' back at 11
La Bellota Mar 15, 2007, 4:54pm EDT
Yes....off for skoolin.
You shall survive and come out of this with much knowledge. I am sending you good vibes.
Marie Louviere Mar 16, 2007, 1:30am EDT
I feel ya sister...good luck and keep your head up...You can do it...Have faith....Believe
Jennifer F. Mar 16, 2007, 2:03am EDT
I just had a scary fantasy. I'm driving through your town; I get into a car accident; I'm your patient in ER; and you take tons of pictures of my face close up in all sorts of dorky expressions and post them on Gather. Everyone laughs. Next day, I'm nearly recovered thanks to your superior nursing skills, and I'm walking down the hospital hall in those gowns with the ties, and you get the backside shot of me. Everyone's horrified. Scary! Now I won't be able to sleep tonight!
Funny Jennifer. Nice lil' read Bellota. Have fun in class.
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 8:28am EDT
Well class last night wasn't that bad. The quiz (first of, oh I think 10) wasn't that bad and for the first time in a week we weren't freezing to death (hard to learn when your brain is frozen) Maybe this mod won't be as bad as the last, we shall see
Michele Scercy Mar 16, 2007, 9:14am EDT
Ladies. I wish you all the best of luck. But make sure you keep taking your ruralsexual lessons as well. We got to git more ruralsexual nurses on the market. Seriously though, I hope y'all do very well.
La Bellota Mar 16, 2007, 9:34am EDT
Let us pray Barbara......but NOT before taking pictures of Jennifer's backside! Hee!

BTW Grades have not been posted.

hey....maybe if we took backside photos of the instructor.........hee!
Michele Scercy Mar 16, 2007, 9:59am EDT
La B....that is one might fine picture of you up thar. I jest love yur eyes. They are might purty.
La Bellota Mar 16, 2007, 10:00am EDT
You shore are sweet. I think I have the crying eyes.....it is that sewious!!!! as the wonderpets would say
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 11:02am EDT
hey, I really think backside butt shots just might attract a few comments. BTW Ruralsexual Nurses RULE, and where is shorty, why aint she done joined this heer group yet?
Shorty DooWop Mar 16, 2007, 11:26am EDT
Oh dang...I been overachieving again. I'm here just side lining it until I finish reading them there chapters about choochies and peepee's, oh and let us not forget BPH!!
Shorty DooWop Mar 16, 2007, 11:30am EDT
Where the heck is my grade?? She did say in the am right? Sheesh, I'm like a crack addict on Engrade...gotta get my fix every 15 minutes.
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 11:33am EDT
I know whatcha mean, postem' already and get it over with. She has the calculations wrong on there someone might want to shoot her an e-mail (since she checks them so often) and let her know that it is worng
La Bellota Mar 16, 2007, 11:37am EDT
Girls, we need to get together this weekend so we can discuss and study in detail the cootie coo drugs and the Mr. Man and the Cajones Bros. drugs, and the "i feel inflamed" steroidal drugs. My brain feels slightly inflamed. But not so much that I need steroids.

All I know is these people misses a goooooooood class last night. We talked Viagra. Unfortunately for someone who sits in the back of the class, we did not investigate her favorite chi chi creams.....but she will survive. (Don't hate....just emulate....hee....oh sorry.....your creams are ineffective)

Oh and if you did not know. These are serious medical terms. hee.
La Bellota Mar 16, 2007, 11:39am EDT
Maybe it is because we are stormin the server. I check every 10 mins, you underacheivers. ; P
La Bellota Mar 16, 2007, 11:41am EDT
Screw the grades. Let's all go out and get tongue rings.
Michele Scercy Mar 16, 2007, 11:49am EDT
Oh my. Shorty....you need to get over thar and read my lessuns on ruralsexualism. You shore are not talking right. Them there. Ha! It's them thar. Unless of course you meant them three instead of them there. Either way...girl I need to learn you.
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 12:44pm EDT
Well, i'm off to a good start (grades are now posted) as long as I can remember about all those creams, pills, ointments, ivs, shots, lotions and potions so that I don't go out and kill someone..... I should be fine, at least for today
© MrBill   Mar 16, 2007, 12:57pm EDT
Jennifer F! I'm gonna wet my pants! too funny!!!
Hey you know we have a place right here for those pics

MrBill Gather Rogues Gallery
(-;
Shorty DooWop Mar 16, 2007, 1:12pm EDT
Yay, grades. Oh I can relax...I too am off to a good start!! Oh and yeah Michele, school me mija, I'm a New Yorka in the South, all I know is South Bronx and Spanish accents, juno wha I meing? Crap...Serg's head is half purple..ah!!! Well thank goodness crayola makes washable paint's cause my son would have to go punk for a minute otherwise.
La Bellota Mar 16, 2007, 3:10pm EDT
Jes, Yennifah is from da Bronx. I speak to her in Spanish accent. Juno what I mean, chica?

Being bilingual means you can make the acronyms in class that no one can understand.

Our (Yenny and Me) favorite is for when we are frustrated. Lemme give you an example:

Girl who puts children in daycare, so she can do bootie blast yoga with commrade, while getting school paid for in full by M & FILs and complains that she doesn't have a life says: Waaaaaah! Life is hard.

JennifAH (who keeps her kids and lovely family functioning well) and La B (Works FT, School, and keeps family together) (neither of whom have lives and study 10P to 4A hoping for a decent grade)....they say....

FTP!

(Fluff that Puta!!!!!!) <----that is spanglish bellotaese
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 3:33pm EDT
Ooh, discontent in the ranks, good thang she's not on gather, this would just make her whine more than she already does. Count me in on the workin and studin, oh and the sushi bar hopin too, but i'll pass on the bootie blast yoga with the cry babies.
Jody Says Mar 16, 2007, 3:44pm EDT
I think one of ya'll ought tell the teach that you're hoohah is pierced, and ask her if you have to remove that one too.
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 5:05pm EDT
I think they need to do research on developing a personality transplant for the whiners
Barbara N. Mar 16, 2007, 5:15pm EDT
Knowin her she'd probably make us take it out.
Jennifer F. Mar 17, 2007, 12:59am EDT
You all are having way too much fun here! Can I play nurse more? My good friend and former office-mate just graduated nursing school and is now working at her "big girl job" and she has so many crazy stories - some really nasty ones too. She had to not only remove some of her piercings, but she also had to get her nails taken off and that almost kills a real true California girl, like she is. She did get to keep all her tattoos.
Barbara N. Mar 17, 2007, 2:30am EDT
Hey, Jennifer, if you get a chance, take a peek at my article about the prayer of the stressed out nursing student, it's a hoot.
La Bellota Mar 17, 2007, 12:11pm EDT
False nails do have to go actually. You may not want to wear them after I tell you this. False nails harbor Pseudmonas aerginosa. You may be ok....but for a patient who is immunocomprimised......like NICU babies.....it can be deadly. They had 16 infant die in a NICU and it was traced to the psuedomonas on the nails.

I can actually deal with the piercing issue....they can fall out an injure someone.....BUT we are not yet in clinical.

My biggest beef is not being able to wear my crocs.....which I love! But whatev.

Girl....(Barbara) I went to sushi on Friday for lunch.....I sure did miss my sushi buddy. He put little green roe (the eggs you don't like) on it for me for St Patty's :)

And in honor of our friend Mars, I had the Mars roll. mmmm

I am trying to get some booty blast yoga time in though. But my thing is.....if you don't have a booty....whatch gonna blast? Plus her squats are baddddddd form. She is doing a whole lot of nothing there. Which goes back to the if you don't have a booty thing. Now me.....I have a ghetto booty in need of some major TNT....soooo

Actually....you know the Susan J Komen 5k should be coming up in Oct. Wanna?
La Bellota Mar 17, 2007, 12:12pm EDT
Or for Shorty Twiddlebug Doowop..... JUANNA?
Barbara N. Mar 17, 2007, 4:32pm EDT
sure count me in, I could go for a little good exercise
Oh, I'd forgotten you were a student nurse! I remember those days with horror! Study hard, form friendships, keep your nose to the grindstone and drink a lot.
La Bellota Mar 17, 2007, 7:19pm EDT
Dammit! I need to learn to drink too?!?!?!! arrgh!

hee. Just kidding Ina Taffy! : p
Barbara N. Mar 20, 2007, 3:07pm EDT
ooh, learning how to drink, well we don't have to look very far to get lessons on that, now do we.
La Bellota Mar 20, 2007, 3:18pm EDT
ok. i was flagged. ok let's start pretending that we don't take drugs for our cootie coos or for the man parts. nothing ever happens there. *sigh*

and yeah. you're right Barb.

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