I am soooo going to fall asleep at my desk, drool on my keyboard and short it out.
I would drink coffee but I only like how coffee smells on a man, I don't like drinking it.
I would drink hot tea, but there is no milk.
Took an Excedrin and a Dr Pepper.....surely I will feel like I can be a Pepper again really soon.
Anyone have some good awakening suggestions? The life of my key board is in your capable hands.


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That is what I do
Yeah...frou frou coffee is pretty nice.....but it has a lot of things that make La B's fluffy. No good..
Exercise....always good...but I am trapped in a cube farm. But I am stretching.
Thanks!
hmm jolt cola, red bull....nah but you gave me an idea. I get totally wound up after eating red twizzlers.
eyes heavy, must rest, getting sleeeeepy, sleeeep
Seriously though, I'm thinkin' if you're that tired, you should GO TO BED!