by Margaret G.

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A Funny - Why Dogs are better than kids

January 08, 2008 07:34 PM EST

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1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Tags: dogs, joke, kids

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Comments: 19

Susan Roberts Jan 8, 2008, 7:42pm EST

LOL yup you got it right!!

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Donna Hammett-Tooker Jan 8, 2008, 7:47pm EST

And they are thankful for anything you give them...

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carolyn b. Jan 8, 2008, 7:53pm EST

lol, that's funny and so true.

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Mary K. Jan 8, 2008, 7:54pm EST

Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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Jerri H. Jan 8, 2008, 7:54pm EST

LMBO! Funny Margaret~

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Shaunee C. Jan 8, 2008, 8:20pm EST

This is really funny good one Margart

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esteban g. Jan 8, 2008, 9:12pm EST

Kennels.

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Heather W. Jan 8, 2008, 9:13pm EST

Funny

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Wendy Hanawalt Jan 8, 2008, 10:32pm EST

You obviously have not met my pug -- he eats like a horse, he's impossible to train, he's always looking for handouts, and I can't tell you how often I've caught him getting high with his friends. Sure, sure, he'll never go to college, but he costs me more in a year for veterinary bills than my college-age child costs.

He's a bad, bad boy, and I love him.

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Amber D. Jan 9, 2008, 2:31am EST

Haha thats cute, i like the final one.

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Daytona A. Jan 9, 2008, 4:08am EST

Very funny

Thank you :)

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queen.susan . Jan 9, 2008, 1:03pm EST

that was a fun list
to read.

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☃ Aunt Shanny Jan 9, 2008, 1:05pm EST

Right on!

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donna h. Jan 9, 2008, 8:47pm EST

lol..very funny

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M & M. Jan 9, 2008, 8:56pm EST

Excellent, and true.

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Danielle P. Jan 10, 2008, 9:14pm EST

Very cute. I love it.

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denise e Jan 10, 2008, 9:39pm EST

Thanks for sharing.

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Brittany C. Apr 2, 2008, 4:26pm EDT

ha so funny. but so true

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Angela <:3---}~~~~ M. Jun 3, 2008, 9:11pm EDT

dropping by to check out your stuff and leaving you a 10

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