Gather Memorial

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That's when I had an 'a ha!' moment. Armageddon had arrived and I had been proven wrong. The new testament had hit the nail on the head (so to speak)! Gather had sucumbed to a virus, possibly a fatal one. *Gasp* . The country was in chaos; fingers typing away at thin air, asses, super glued onto computer chairs, were being peeled off using up the nation's peanut butter supply (whoops, that only works for gum)., and toxic verbage oozed out of people's veins. It was time to face the unshakeable; the unthinkable truth. Gather had died.

..........Remind me, how do I walk again?