"Do you feel moody sometimes? Down?" Well, yeah, I'm HUMAN! Come to think of it I must have AADD because I didn't pay attention to your whole commercial and had to use the acronym. Christ! What else is wrong with me? I must have OCD (did it again) because I just did my spring cleaning and I alphabatized/my
spice/rack.. That's three pills I realized I have to take within three minutes!
"Trim spa baby". Wow! Anna Nicole Smith looked like a heinous blow pig before this stuff! Now she looks like the next Marilyn only without the brains. Which? Who? Now I think I'm getting alzheimers on top of being obese next to bikini models. They've done studies on alzheimer disease and have come up with some miraculous medication. From what I can recall, side effects may include: frequent urination, dry mouth, and patricide. Well, let's give it a shot along with the diet program that'll have me blond and a Mrs. Robinson in no time.
Maybe I should stop watching TV or get Tivo to knock out those commercials that convince you your horrid just the way you are.
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Comments: 16
This.was.written.tongue.in.cheek!!
Move the tv into the closet for 2 months, you will lose weight, give the darn thing away and you will never have weight problems.
heinous blow pig < ---- I like that!
PS...your keyboard...laptop or standard? See if banging it (standard) upside down on your desk a couple of times helps. Crazy, I know, but paperclips, staples, breadcrumbs, all kinds of things can get trapped under the keys, causing them to stop. For a laptop, gently pop the key off and blow it out with some canned air.
Don't go huffing it tho. We have pills for that these days. ;)