Do you have random thoughts and questions like me?

if frogs had wings...would they still bump their butts?

i miss you so much, faith...and your randomness!

The girls will stop when you tell them that this is your cell phone and you will call their parents if they call you again.

Hmmm, very interesting questions.

btw, my cats love plastic bags, shoe boxes and all that stuff, drawers that may be left open too.

My favorite thought are why do I gain so much weight when I dont eat very much. Dont even have enough teeth to chew. Could it be from sitting on gather to much?

#2 quetion, why dont teach our children anything useful in school? Just how to prepare for a test for 12 years, then if you fail it you dont graduate no matter how smart you are.

#3 why can't my fingers spell correctly?

I lOVE your random thoughts. I have them all day long too, so you are not alone!

Here is mine: How come only women have to have PMS? How come men don't have to go through nine months of pregnancy and then give birth? How come I like chocolate so much? How come my figure gets worse and worse with each passing year? Why didn't I get more toilet paper when I was at the store last? Why do my kids have all the energy and I have none? Why are my kids so fascinated with this purple dinosaur? I wish I had a big piece of cheesecake.

Those are my rambles for today!

My cat ignores bags, but he LOVES the vacuum.
He is deaf and loves the vibration, but can not hear the crinkle of bags and mostly ignores them.

When I was a young child, the song "Row, Row Your Boat" scared me. If life was but a dream, what would happen to my life when the dreamer awoke???

My random thought right now is...
Kids are with the aunt for a while, Hubby is in the livingroom and I am on the computer... why?
Just realized we are wasting some quality time alone here.

Why can't the weather people get the weather right? what are they paid to do simle and say it's going to rain, when hello it does not!

Why, doesnt everyone agree with me?
Why, do I keep having weird health problems?
Why, do some people have more willpower than me?
Why, do I have so many fears but when I was young, I was fearless?
Why, do I have such weird dreams?

RE: 3) How do legos actually pass through the digestive system of children?

LOL. You have some funny random thoughts here Faith.

You also have some serious ones. I don't know why you have Fibromyalgia. I really can't think of a greater good that's accomplished by this. I hate that you, of all people, are cursed with this disease. So, I say that you're doing the absolute best that you can in light of the circumstances. It's like you're saying f-you to what it could be doing to your mentality, and instead choosing to move on with your happy-go-lucky life despite it. Good on you!!! I'd hug you all the time, if I could. Okay, cheek kisses instead. Loving you!

"The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind."

Geez, I really have no ideas or explanations as to your questions. THey're some pretty tough ones! You should cross-post this to my group, Point to Ponder.

Love your thoughts Faith. And there is no reason for the terrible twos other than to punish us for what we put our parents through. OR--it's a training ground for the tenn years. Mine are 2 and under now, so we'll have to wait about the teen years.

And yes, they do have to pound the keyboard--OR keep clicking the mouse while you're trying to pay bills on line. See my last comment as for why...

And why are little kids so fascinated with boxes and plastic bags too?

Why is it that when I don't feel good, everyone needs me for something??

I think the terrible twos are nothing compared to those teen years.

Why is it so hard to get off gather - there is work to be done??

Enjoyed your ramblings. I have cats too and have asked that same question.

1) Why do I think I feel emotion more than others?
SOME PEOPLE SHOW THEIR EMOTIONS WHILE OTHERS DON'T. IF YOU WEAR YOURS ON YOUR SLEEVE, YOU FEEL YOU ARE MORE EMOTIONAL.
2) Why do kids have to go through the terrible twos?
THEY AREN'T GOING THROUGH THE TERRIBLE TWOS, WE ARE JUST USED TO THEM BEING SO EASY TO CARE FOR AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES.
3) How do legos actually pass through the digestive system of children?
THIS IS A NEW ONE TO ME. lol
4) Why are cats so fascinated with boxes & plastic bags?
THEY LIKE SMALL CONFINED PLACES. THEY FEEL SAFE.
5) Why do I have to have Fibromyalgia and other people don't have chronic pain?
WE ALL HAVE A DIFFERENT CROSS TO BEAR.
6) How is it possible to feel more for people I've met online than people in my 'real life'?
DAILY COMMUNICATION MAYBE, ANONYMITY,
7) How come I only ever hear the last half of my husband's sentences?
IT'S USUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND, I HEAR THE FIRST PART AND THEN TURN HIM OFF IF IT'S SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO HEAR OR DISCUSS.
8) Does my toddler always have to hit the keyboard when I'm typing?
HE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
9) Will 11 year old girls ever stop calling my cell phone to prank my oldest son?
NO, HE MUST BE WONDERFUL AND THEY ALL WANT TO BE SPECIAL TO HIM. IT'S A COMPLEMENT.
10) Can I please just win the lottery all ready?
ME TOO. I'LL SHARE IF YOU WILL WHEN I WIN.
11) What if a fork was really called a spoon?
WE'D STILL USE IT THE SAME WAY. WHAT'S IN A NAME.
12) Wonder what we'll have for dinner tonight.
PROBABLY WHATEVER YOU MAKE OR YOU'LL ALL STARVE.
13) How come the number 737 follows me everywhere I go?
MY CRYSTAL BALL JUST BROKE, SORRY.

Mine - how come people only need me when I'm busy?

hi ya, gurL!....a comedian, perhaps Dave Chapelle or Chris Rock, did a piece about how women's brains just won't shut up....i feel like that all of the time and have a difficult time shutting down the brain when i want to crash...sounds like we have that in common.....

per the terrible twos, my son didn't hit that stage until he was 4 which was good since he could understand the "why" behind my "no" and "stop that" commands...as you know, they grow out of that stage and are angels again for the most part until their teens...

sorry you suffer from Fibro.....have you looked into naturopathic ways to help?...i know several women who suffer with it and never heard of it before the year 2000....wish you were only a city away instead of a whole state....

per that number, gurL, maybe you should play it in diff combos for the Lotto!

and one of my questions > why do i get a painful medical prob (usually dental abscess) on a major holiday when i am cooking fabulous meals i can't eat due to the prob???....had emergency dental appt. this year Dec. 24th and still on antibiotics/pain meds....go figure (a wake-up call to get help inspite of no insurance...let collections deal with it!) ;>

hugz,gayle

Some interesting ramblings :) The ramblings from my head are little too scary to share here! lol

my random thought is, have any of you considered purchasing a copy of my detective novel entitled "VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE?" feel free to stop by
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I do this all the time. I have been told that the brain of a woman is wired differently than a man's. We actually think things through, they react. So if you are comparing yourself to the house full of men you live with, you will look different.

Ponder this, they are the abnormal ones, not us. After all, there are more women in the world then men, that makes them the minority. Thus, the majority is the norm, so they are the whacos, not us.

Next time you find a Lego in a diaper, smile, call the kid crazy (to yourself of course) and walk away feeling superior to the male of the species.

I am glad that I am not the only one!

HI FAITH!

if I weren't on the phone...would my kids STILL yell "HEY, MOM!"

AND.....if I didn't have to go potty would the UPS man STILL choose that moment to ring my doorbell?

I have the same feelings. My latest is why no one comments on the obvious hair plugs Jeremy Piven has gotten, it has been ignored and accepted, no one is talking about it. And they should.

Do you ride a bus to work or take a lunch?

If you were left would you be right?

Do you eat to live or live to eat?

hiiii. got the message. i am sooooo sorryyy:)

Why did the pack lose on their own turf?

No 6. Yep, that's the one. Maybe because we feel we can be more open. We don't have to worry about seeing their eyelids, flutter around when you are speaking. Ha.

1) Why do I think I feel emotion more than others?
~ Because some people have the emotional lifeline of a ROCK
2) Why do kids have to go through the terrible twos?
~To get to those supposid terricif threes
3) How do legos actually pass through the digestive system of children?
~I dunno... watch Jackass.. I'm sure Steve-O would answer that for ya
4) Why are cats so fascinated with boxes & plastic bags?
~ Constant sound maybe?
5) Why do I have to have Fibromyalgia and other people don't have chronic pain?
~ I dunno... because you are so sweet and nice.. and we know that noone can have it all!
6) How is it possible to feel more for people I've met online than people in my 'real life'?
~Because we can be our TRUE selves on here.. and not worry about what the 'real life' people think
7) How come I only ever hear the last half of my husband's sentences?
~Because you are doing so many other things... that you only notice hes talking when hes half done already!
8) Does my toddler always have to hit the keyboard when I'm typing?
~yes... but wait till he's a teen.. then you'll NEVER get to use it!
9) Will 11 year old girls ever stop calling my cell phone to prank my oldest son?
~Only when he gets his OWN!
10) Can I please just win the lottery all ready?
~ No.. me first!
11) What if a fork was really called a spoon?
~ Then the Spoon would be called a Fork!! lol
12) Wonder what we'll have for dinner tonight.
~Hmm.. Saturday night... sounds like fast food or leftovers to me!
13) How come the number 737 follows me everywhere I go?
Uhh.. cuz 736 and 738 are with other people?!

~~~

How come I work for an idiot!? Ohh wait.. i know this answer.. I need a PAYCHECK!! GOLLY!

yes,time to time i think about this kinda stuff also..such as why is greenland icey and iceland green?
i know the obvious answer of course,but if one thinks about it..dont it make you think the guy that named these places were drinking a tad to much,lol

thanks for commenting on my article

I always have random thoughts but suprisingly enough not right now. I'm constantly thinking about one thing or another and I think thats why I don't sleep well at night.

Faith,
On my homepage tonight - the entire first page of my friend feeds consist of you and ANG. LOL