I just wanted to tell you, darling, that you're about to have more free time on your hands. I've just received word that there is an entire band of minions eagerly awaiting the chance to take over the low rating reigns.
My fan club is ever expanding and without all the attention, time, and focus you devote to my writing, it would be nothing.
XoXo,
The Object of Your Obsesseion


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TROLL ALERT
Can we focus here?
This is about me.
ME.
Me, my words, and the trolls who hang on them.
GET YOUR OWN!
*laughing*
Some of us do need to get over our delusions of persecution.
(Yes, I did go through the trouble of deleting and reposting a throwaway comment many hours after the fact because the original had a typo. Does that make me insane? Perhaps.)