41. I hate to iron. If it can’t be thrown in the dryer then I don’t buy it. When there is something that has to be ironed my husband does it because he does a better job than me.
42. I am deathly afraid of snakes, spiders, mice, and roaches. Ok the roach is not really something I am afraid of the are just gross.
43. Both hubby and I are very allergic to red wasp. Him more so than me. We buy tons of cans of wasp spray every year. We buy the ones that shoot 20 feet so we don’t have to get close.
44. I am nervous about the changes with hubby coming home. It will be a big adjustment for everyone. But my biggest fear is what if he can’t adjust to normal everyday family life? His response to this is “Normal everyday family life is what I miss the most, I long to be there with you and the kids to deal with everyday life”
45. I can’t eat chicken that is on a bone. It grosses me out and has since I was pregnant with my 5 year old. I can only eat boneless skinless breasts, chicken strips, or chicken nuggets.
46. Eggs disgust me. The smell, the texture, and the taste. All I can think of while trying to choke them down is “This came out of a chicken’s ass.”
47. About 4 months ago I was depressed to the point of frequent thoughts of suicide. But with my depression meds, my counseling, and the things I have accomplished through my counseling I am much better now. My counselor says she is amazed at the change in me from the first time she saw me until now.
48. One day next week I am going to the “naughty” store in town to buy a super sexy “outfit” to wear on our romantic getaway.
49. I think I may have ADHD of the mind (not the body LOL) because if you haven’t noticed, my thoughts jump around a lot.
50. I collect movies, but I hardly ever watch them. I am sure that will change when hubby gets home but unless it’s my son watching cartoons, the TV almost never gets turned on.
51. I have way too many pairs of shoes. I buy new tennis shoes because my old ones are well OLD but I never throw the old ones away I just keep collecting them. My favorite pair of shoes is a pair of the ugly rubber ones that slip on. I have 4 pair of them in the same color. They are ugly but so very comfortable.
52. I cover my true feelings and thoughts with humor.
53. I can handle seeing blood as long as it isn’t my own. I have come really close to passing out just from having my finger pricked or from a paper cut. But if it is someone else’s blood I am fascinated.
54. The only exception to number 53 is when Eric fell off his bike and busted his chin, he had to have stitches. It almost killed me to sit their while they stitched his chin. I guess that had something to do with it being my little one.
55. I was always unhappy about the things that I didn’t have and the things others had that I could not afford. But not long ago I heard a song that talks about being happy with your life the way it is. I thought about that for a while and decided to start looking at the things I DO have instead and being happy with my life the way it is. It has really changed my outlook on life. I am a happier person because of it.
56. Even after two and a half years, I still have many days where I would love to have a cigarette. I smoked half my life, so it was a large part of my life. I never give into the urge but the urge is there none the less. It is not a strong urge, but there are times when I think “just one” but I know what just one would lead to and I am much healthier without them so I say Mope mot going to happen.
57. On the subject of cigarettes I bought some fake cigarettes from Spencer’s (a gag store) and they look like a real cigarette and you blow gently into it to make smoke (really powder) come out of the end. I like to mess with people that know how long I have been quit LOL It is hilarious to see their expressions.
58. I used to be very ticklish but now I am not. I have only one ticklish spot and only hubby knows where it is. But if he tickles me in that one ticklish spot I get the giggles and then I am ticklish all over.
59. I cry when reading sad stories or watching sad stories on TV.
60. I also cry over sad songs.
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Comments: 22
my doctor put me on some adhd med. about 2 months ago (for the mind) not for the body and I noticed an improvement so you never know. I could relate to what you said about your thoughts jumping around a lot. When I was pregnant the smell and taste of mayo made me sick and I still don't like it. Gag. Thanks for sharing!
#46 ROFLMAO
#59 Include long-distance commercials, and we agree.
Great list!
During my first pregnancy I craved mayo and black pepper sandwiches. Slap some mayo and black pepper on some bread and I was a happy camper.
Keep up the crack-a-lackin, fantastico work. It's marvelous darling!