Honey?
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Honey(!)
mmmmmmmmmm
What kind of toothpase is this?
M!
This new toothpaste you bought.
mm(?)
It tastes terrible. Well, not exactly terrible, kind of chalky with a little hint of - I don't know - avocado(?) I could understand a bad flavor, but no flavor? It seems . . . um-amercn a mi ot a gif id sun sorta flaver . . .
What are you doing up?
U frgo a brsh wy teet.
Who cares? And why don't you turn on the bathroom light?
Idn anna wek oo uf.
Well, I'm aw . . . ake now, and I . . . . . . didn't buy any new toothpaste.
V-curse you di. pttttt. At least you got the trial size. ffppp. pttttt. Don't buy any more of this stuff okay?
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Okay?
Yieewww?!
You okay?
Turn on the light.
What? Why?
Turn. On. The. Light.
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Thanks Jay. I had fun with it before I wrote it, and when the time came it just spilled out.
No, Elise. Sorry. Not face mask.
I feel a little guilty. I hope people don't lose interest before we find the solution. Again, the clues are 1) for women; 2) packaging has 3 shades of blue and a little purple; 3) Preperation H is close, but this isn't horseshoes.
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Ruth, yes it sure takes some getting used to sharing a space. Brains actually seem to meld after a period of close proximity, in a way science has yet to explain.