Favorite Quotes (NOT MY OWN)

This quote made me think of both Severus and Harry."A GOOD WORD IS AN EASY OBLIGATION; BUT NOT TO SPEAK ILL REQUIRES ONLY OUR SILENCE, WHICH COSTS US NOTHING" - John Tillotson

This one made me think of Hermione and Orient(From Emma Bull's Finder)"APPRISE ME IF MY VOCABULARY IS TOO RECONDITE FOR YOUR DIMINUTIVE COMPREHENSION." - Anon.

Another Hermione quote"WISDOM IS NOT THE COUNTING OF ALL THE DROPS IN A WATERFALL, WISDOM IS LEARING WHY THE WATER SEEKS THE EARTH." - COUNSEL OF SORATAMI

A Ron and Tom Riddle quote"THE DEAD MAKE GOOD SOLDIERS, THEY CAN'T DISOBEY ORDERS, NEVER SURRENDER, AND DON'T STOP FIGHTING WHEN A RANDOM BODY PART FALLS OFF" - DRUDGE SKELETON

This one I got from my best friend, Cliff "I apologize. My train of thought is constantly being thrown off track due to a railroad plagued with random pennies. What were we talking about?" along with "Don't let your mind wander, It's too small to be out on its own." and "I let my mind wander, but it doesn't always come back."

My eight-year-old nephew taught me this one. "THE BEST WAY TO BEHAVE... IS NOT TO."

This struck me as a Remus quote "TODAY IS WHERE YOUR BOOK BEGINS... THE REST IS STILL UNWRITTEN"

Another Severus quote. "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE... DON'T MESS UP."

RANDOM QUOTES FROM NOWHERE

"Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stipidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"The unfortunate things about life are: having plenty of time with nothing to do, and having plenty to do with no time to get it done." -ME!:)

"Society honors its living conformists, and its dead troublemakers (that's me, just not dead yet:)LOL)" -Myron

"Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -George S. Patton

"There are no regrets in life, just lessons" - Jennifer Aniston

"See you at the crossroads... So you don't get lonely." -Scott Goldsmith

"Getting old is mandatory, Growing up is optional." -William Kramer

"A burp is a fart unaffected by gravity." -One of my college friends

Thirty Lines to make you smile

1 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't.

2 I don't SUFFER from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it;P

3 Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them

4 I used to have a handle on life... but it broke

5 If you're joking, that's cruel; But if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse

6 You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me (I just wish they'd stop speaking spanish, so I could understand them!)

7 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

8 I'm not a complete idiot- some parts are missing

9 earth is the insane asylum of the universe

10 out of my mind... back in five minutes

11 NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine

12 God must love stupid people: He made so many

13 the gene pool could use a little chlorine

14 Consciousness; that annoying time between naps

15 ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16 being "over the hill" is better than being under it

17 wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!

18 Procrastinate now

19 I have a degree in liberal arts: do you want fries with that?

20 a hangover is the wrath of grapes

21 a journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

22 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23 they call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken

24 he who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD

25 a picture is worth a thouand words, but it takes up three thousand times the memory

26 ham and eggs... a days work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig

27 the trouble with life is there's no background music

28 the original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson

29 I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on

30 of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most... let me know if you find it.

True yet funny quotes

"Jump first, read instructions on the way down... Who needs instructions?"(every guy on the planet;P)

"Human stupidity. Not a handicap but just as common as one."

"My friends say I've lost my mind, but I don't think I had one to begin with."

"I let my mind wander, but it doesn't always come back."

"I don't run away with my mind, it leaves me behind."

"My mind's not in the gutter, or space. It's just not in my head at the moment."

"Spacing out: one of the maladies of consciousness."

"Sarcasm: my way of telling the neighbors to go away."