Live From You Dorks, It's A Sadder Day's Night of Jive --August 3 Edition

Amanda C: “I really did not like the way Evil Dick acted tonight. I want him to stay in the house because it would be a little more interesting with him around. I don't want him to win.”

Elizabeth "I'm Pro-Accordion and I Vote!" “Trying to compensate for his tiny?”

Lyndon J  “That IS a rip-off! My pops did his in the '40s and '50s.”

Jerri H. Cool shot.... adorable bat

Rebecca Guile Hudson  “I am so glad you are bringing this out to the public's attention - this needs to go EVERYWHERE! I have known some people with this problem, including one person in my family.”

Kathleen C.: “Ok, maybe you're not very "clued in" to how men's minds operate. This is excusable if you're not particularly experienced with them. However, you are very likely old enough to have a better grasp of what's happening inside those heads (both their heads).”

It's Not Me w., “you go girl.”

Barbara W “I don't think this HOH competition will be an all-nighter...that hanging upside down is what's going to do them in.”

Bundy P: “Oh man, I wonder how often the birds are going to crap on them! Guess we'll have to wait!”

Steve Trammel: Huh

~~JOY ~~it's my name, not that I bring it ;-) H. “I suffer from this same condition.
Any cure?”

Laurun M: “Ah, just take the picture and get me out of this thing! Smoothie has a lot of patience.”

Rachel D: “I think is one of the risks you take being on the Internet.”

alena chauntee: “I think we should be allowed to shoot off fire works here. The safe and sane kind. I miss sharing that with my son. The law sucks ass. Just have a bucket of water and the hose ready.”

~~JOY ~~it's my name, not that I bring it ;-) H.: “Never heard of it, sounds fun.”

Sandra ~ Bast ~ D: “I do stuff like that all the time.”

Bridget ~ VERY proud stay at home mom ~ A: “Wonderful news!”

Jan Goldfield: “Astounding.”

Bundy P. “ I love it.”

Glenna Jame: “I like it too.”

Lilith Dorsey: “This is really intense.”

Bridget ~ VERY proud stay at home mom ~ A: “Simply stunning.”

Me: Well, I’m sorry I’m late but what’s going on here?

Janet "Jax" B: “I’m here…that’s about it.”

Angela M.: “nice set of quackers.”

Bridget ~ VERY proud stay at home mom ~ A: “Such a cutie.”

Me: “Why thanks.”

Madame Donna C. “Do you have the same curious mark on your forehead?”

Me: “I do.”

Ron B.   “So sorry to hear this.”

Sara aka grems V., “I think we need to get a good relaxing massage, play some gentle music and make the room pitch black.”

Me: “Now we’re talking”

Kathleen M.  “Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.”

Missy *Shameless Kisser of Cats* C. “awesome.”

Michael W.  “Nothing like the right place at the right time, frozen in time.”

demongirl S.: “And again and again!!!”

Bret W: “Thanks for shouldering some of the tax burden. I feel lighter already. :)”

JoAnne D: "Scary."

JoAnne D:  "Interesting perspective. Thanks for sharing."

Douglas Erisman:  "Ummm, doesn't this still have to be passed by the Senate?"

flit needs your vote!, " sounds like my idea of hell."

Daniel E:  "Devin, you may know structural engineering but you apparently know squat about taxes."

Devin Barber: "Tax cuts equals reduced Federal revenue. Reduced Federal revenue with the absense of reduced spending equals red ink."

Scott L:  "You're such a history geek."

Dan (Cowboy Up) V.  "Men are like diamonds..a ladies best friend, and they cant get enough of them! C):-)"

Jimmy U: " You must have a good, balanced pond to get them to reproduce."

Rick - FLWineGuy Mehlenbacher: " seems like everybody is in or heading to the pool...
splish splash.. everybody.. hehehehehe."

I Wanna Rock !: "Urgh, all I can say is stay away from the crazy people. Don't date em. Cause they they will keep coming after you even after you tell they it's over. Too bad they weren't forced to wear a sign."

Julya P. : "Well, what can we do?"

Michelle H: "Detention."

Scott L:  "It definitely can be productive in that way."

Michelle H: " Lunch ladies!"

Sabrinia P:  "Take it at face value - The object gets colder as it warms up."

Patti C:  "mmm whens the corn roast!"

donna h.:  "lol... I was thinking sausage!"

Bridget ~ VERY proud stay at home mom ~ A.,:  "I have ALWAYS wanted to have sex under/in a secluded waterfall! It could still happen!"

Jerri H: " Yep....cleans out the dark and fills it with the light :)"

Nicole, the smiling Sunflower of Gather P:  "I love it when you get straight to the point."

Donald M:  "It means there arent words to explain how you feel right now."

 
Me: So, what do you think about sex?

Margaret B. “I like it in the night better...Hold on I’m a coming right down.”

-Nikon- Photog: “words to live by, eh...we forget to appreciate the simple pleasures of each day...can you imagine how much richer our lives would be if we lived each day as if our last...I think about that a lot...”

Sionen D: “Innocent and sultry. Really lovely.”

Faith, Painted,: “LOVE, love, love this!”

Mark L: "I like it!~"

Jennifer N: “Hmm, while the concept is nice, wouldn't it make more sense for us to each publish it ourselves?”

eorge Corneliussen: “Isn't our job to own everything on the planet?”

Charlene Sharp: “People really buy these toys are they just really lonely or afraid to try and fine the real thing?”

Kathryn Esplin-Oleski,: “Oh God, let's get back to simple living.”    

 Me: "Good idea, perhaps we should take a walk in the forest or something."

Jennifer N:  "Neat. I like the vibrance and abstract nature of it."

Charlene Sharp:  "Cute but it is obvious that you don't like the beach."

Mark L:  "Now that is funny!~"

Jennifer N: " Lovely. Id' love to follow that path and explore."

 Margaret G.: "THis is an excellent reminder for all of us."

 Marilyn who returns all comments: "Mother nature will take over again and fill it in unless man wants it clear."

Debra D: "He no doubt wanted to be there when the baby was conceived."

Marilyn who returns all comments S:  "I can hear the laughter from here."

jeff, living on the fault line... p., jeff, living on the fault line... p., Beautiful, and unfortunately true, but women have grown to serve the needs of man and woman, in terms of nurturing us, and it's a good thing.

Ina Townsend Young: "That's funny! He could also have guaranteed service for the two of you by holding tightly to YOU. You are a duck, you know."

 jeff, living on the fault line... p : 1. You are a homophobe. 2. With your current beliefs you can't be accepted. However you might consider that the bible has been written and translated 100s of times over the years by "man" 

Dan Tomkins, more then a connection, a friend!, "I  just wake up and go out and enjoy life, heck with what others think!"

Rory M.,  There is a tendency with some of us to never appreciate what we have, to yearn for what we don't have, to pursue what is out of reach and, once we have reached it, to cease to want it anymore.

Me: "I see we're becoming quite philosophical here.

Kimberly Ripley: "Amen! This is such a vital part of the Christian walk, and so many of us need these reminders!"

Me: "I agree, Kimberley. What do you think about that, Ron?"

Ron Graham: "Those who baracade themselves behind some belief system and refuse to consider options for the rest of their lives have the satisfaction of being right - no changes needed. Those who are open to truth ."

Michele Lefler White: "I think I would close my windows to the organic carbon, too."

Me: Michele, I think it best if you keep the window open. What do you think about that, Mike?"

mike e.,  "i don't know...i really hate walking into spider webs?"

K D.: "Isn't that the truth."

Me: What about you, Jackie?

~*Jackie F.*~ I was punished by the good old "smack bottom"~

Robert B., " It was probably constipation. LOL."

arlene (no shame in my game) w.,  I bet you had so much fun doing that. I would have loved it.

 Keith Kalish: "Reminds me of the British TV series "The Prisoner", except their bubble was white."

 Lacey K: "Mmmmmm, sounds good!!By the way, what do you think, Sue?"

Sue S.,  "It is great to learn more about you, and your positive outlook sends a wonderful message."

Barbara C.,  "Great water action!"

Me: "What's with the water action?"

Barbara C: Love the delicate yellow!

Jimmy U:  "have never seen one of these. Very nice!"

Marie L:  Just beautiful -- I love the color!

Gerald_Orator non est in ordine Brewster:  "You have plenty of luster in your heart. Maybe there's just a cloud in the way."

M P. Mesmerizing

Me:. "What's with the big words? They're hypnotizing me and I am feeling perplexed now. And I wonder why that is, dammit."

katie s: "It's not about being a Republican or a Democrat, or whatever you are. It is about a poor structure that tragically collapsed. It is also about money, and the lack of it. But you must all realize that . .."

Me: "I am an independent. "

Lynx (is anybody out there?): "Nice, reminds me of Native American figures."

Donna K., "My parents taught me that they weren't reliable for anything. They didn't care about our needs because our needs weren't as important as what they wanted."

Me: "I resent that, I'm part Cherokee."

Shannon (Conspiracy Theorists R Us) W.  "Well, here's a 10. I love the look."

Donna K. "I like that image."

Zel H:  "It showed up just fine for me as well."

Faith ~Eye see you~ S.:  "I've never seen anything like this one in my life!!
WOW!"

 Me: So, what do you think about sex?

Kathryn Esplin-Oleski:  I think you should try the big boys in NYC! You may be pleasantly surprised!

 Me:"Not me, Kathryn. I'm a heterosexual."

Cindi P.,  "Very nice and environmentally conscious! What a peach you have!!"

Me: "Thanks Cindi."

sy garte : Thank your for the information. I agree very strongly with your opposition to the patenting of life forms and genetic sequences, and other legal and economic nightmares that accompany much .

 Me: "Are we becoming philosophical again?"

Julya P: I fed some girraffes too once upon a time, I didn't remember exatcly if I did touch a little bit of the tongue accidentally, but I remember how sweet those giraffes eyes and their tongues were so big."

vickie f. : " Great information, I hope it helps everyone."

  Moggy "My give-a-damn is busted." K:  "Ouch, can you imagine being in pain already and then having to bounce around in the back of that thing?"

Jake Matthews,: "There was a weekend once, a period of 24 hours, there were naps in between, but i don't think we ever had our clothes on, and her leg was always wrapped around mine..."

John Philipp, "In the audition line for Roman Idol?"

Lynn C:  "WOW!! Wanna take me along? It sure is hot here."

Jillian S: "but they are not a whole lot of fun when it's 100 degrees outside."

Me: "Don't worry, you'll have a fan club in no time."

julie r.: " Guess I wont have an excuse not to shave now."

Cynthia N.: "Unfortunately, I do not have any artistic talent."

Dana aka Trixie: " William is going to be responsible for a lot of smooth legs now!"

Christopher K:  "haha,this is good."

Maria Elena U: "I completely believe in the Holistic approach, I have witness so much wonderful results. Thanks for sharing."

Wilma M: "Very dramatic!"

Me: "What about you, K.S. How do you like your shave?"

K S.,:  "soft and gentle ..... what we need today .... thank you for letting us experience this romance."

Wilma M:  "Very dramatic!"

Angela W: "thanks for sharing."