You Haven't Had Fun Until You've Been Sprayed By a Tiger!

A few years back, our local mall had a display of big cats.  In cages, they had tigers, lions, leopards, and other big cats.  My husband, kids, and I went up close to the cages and admired the cats.  While we were looking at a beautiful tiger, it turned around and sprayed a spray of urine on us equivilent to a water hose at full speed!  We got all wet and, boy, did that urine stink!  We cleaned up our clothes and restored our dignity the best we could and then sat down on a bench near the cats.  While sitting there, we saw a professionally dressed, very dignified looking older lady walk up to the cat cage for a look.  My husband, kids, and I glanced at each other as we all thought, "Oh no, she's going to get a surprise."  Not more than a minute later, one of the cats turned on the water works and one shocked and surprised lady jumped backwards while looking at the dripping mess on her nice outfit!  About then, I noticed that the caretakers of the cats were thoroughly enjoying the show, knowing what the cats would do and not warning anyone!