These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes: The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars. I didn't write any of them. I'm only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good. If they make you angry, that's good too. If you don't want to read them, hit the delete button.
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
POVERTY, HEALTH CARE, & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
GOD BLESS EVERYONE
(No exceptions)
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST -- THAT IS A LIBERAL
MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
IS IT 2008 YET?
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson
DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF
VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
ASPIRING CANADIAN
CORPORATE MEDIA = WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION
DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE
HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH
REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL
THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
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FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE F---- FOR VIRGINITY
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I HATE FASCISM WORSE THAN SMOKING SO GO AHEAD AND SMOKE
the last one was given to me on a button by a friend of my former room mate who used to smoke like a chimnee..to my horror! back in the good old days , when C. was in office and i had room mates not mean neighbors..
good work ! i like the headline the best by far!!
"FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE F---- FOR VIRGINITY"
Thanks,
The Canadian government is debating a bill to make a sanity test a requirement of immigration for Americans. They have to tell who they voted for in 2000 and 2004.
God is not a Republican, or a Democrat.
Wonderful, keep 'em coming!!
-Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
I couldn't resist sending this.
Anyway, thanks for that! It made my morning. :-)
Now I know what you guys like with your morning coffee!
I haven't found a link that sells these stickers yet.
Thank you all: sigalit, Cynthia, Bill, Cheryl, donna, Jessica, Wihelmine, Marsha, and mona.
Just one more:
AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY!
I saw one the other day that said "Who knew Jeb was the SMART one."
That's it: "Mission Accomplished", now you're making me crack up.
With the situation as it is in our country, I figure we have to resort to some sort humor in order to survive!
Thanks,
"It isn't like he found his joys
With tender girls or little boys
He offers choice, and never forces
Nor plies the streets or scares the horses."
where in the heck did you ever get this? is it your own original contribution to the world
have you thought of submitting it somewhere-- it's really too good.
I had to take it down and save it--
I love it when I see people laugh so hard.
You made my day!
Thank you Liz RS.
Also, thank you to Mary C and Wilheminia for your posts.
We love to see a picture of your car with these bumper stickers on it.
Kool!