Recently, a convicted sex-offender won $10 Million in the Massachusetts Lottery. A few weeks before that, a deadbeat dad won another jackpot. It often seems that the people who win the lottery are the least deserving, creepiest folks around…right out of Central Casting. In truth, not all lottery winners are such caricatures. Some even have teeth. Others are wonderful, hard-working people. But, the media tends not to focus on the ham and egg winners, the seemingly normal folks who win. Normal is so…well, normal. Normal doesn't sell.
And, then there's me.
No, I'm not a lottery winner. But, for seven years I worked in a company that bought and sold lottery annuities. It's a legal but morally grey industry known as the "lump sum business." Your best customer is a lottery winner in bad financial shape, desperate to get his hands on some cash. It's a sad place to make a very lucrative living. For many of my years in the industry, I held the title of Senior Vice President of Sales. Then, the bottom fell out. In fact, I was fired. I received a severance package, a hand shake, and that was that. For the first time in nearly a decade, I wasn't in charge, I wasn't managing people, I wasn't rallying the troops to hit the monthly sales goals. I wasn't expected or needed anywhere. I was free to do whatever I wanted.
I was scared to death.
Instead of dusting myself off, updating my resume, and going out to look for another job—I jumped off a much bigger cliff: I wrote a book about the lottery business.
You know that show on the Discovery Channel called Dirty Jobs where the host is normally found knee deep in pig shit or inseminating a horse? Well, whatever he's done for a living has nothing on the lottery lump sum industry. Money for Nothing is about the turbulent decade I spent easing gamblers out of their money by day, and gambling my own money away by night. It's about the reality of working and thriving in an industry based upon selling money to desperate gamblers. And finally, it explores the reality that before you know it "just a job" becomes what's defined you for nearly a decade. It's also a funny, wild ride.
The company I used to work for has survived just fine without me. They don't miss me, and there's surely no love lost for me now that I wrote this book. Those who work in the shadows never like a bright light shined in their face. Spending the past year dealing with their legal threats pertaining to the publication of my book are proof of that. Good times….
The lottery business was my dysfunctional home, a place in which I excelled and belonged for many moons. I wrote a candid book about my experience in this unique part of the business world. Still, I purposely left out details, numbers, and names in order to comply with the many legal obligations I had to the company. Some have said that the book is the lesser for it. I can't argue with them. But in the end, the intent of the book was not to tell everything there is to know about this industry. It's a memoir about my time in the business, not the business itself. Some things are best left unsaid.
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I spent the weekend having one of my kids throw up on me and the other one use my t-shirt as her own personal Kleenex. But, it was a great weekend with my girls. My sister once threw up in my dad's hands and I remember thinking what a good dad he was. Weird what makes us happy as we get a little older....
thanks for the comment.
Congrats on being featured today on Gather... that is how I found my way to your article.
I once was fired from a job in which I was deeply invested. It was interesting work compared to much of what I had experienced, it paid well, had a flexible schedule and was creative and a little exotic.
But I began to realize that while this was the most economically stabile I'd ever been, there was an ethical and moral downside. I was helping my employer manipulate a system in ways that I would never consider doing for myself. It was a real wakeup call.
It wasn't long before I objected to an assignment and was fired for not being a good team member.
I considered doing as you have done... I immediately wanted to write a book about the offending party. That hasn't happened and undoubtedly won't, but I understan the urge.
Best to you. My question would be: What's next for you?
Funny how so many jobs, in one way or another, come in exchange for a lot more than just our time and efforts.
You know, I wasn't too interested in "writing a book about the offending party" as much as I was in writing my story and--moreover--writing. I'd always wanted to write books etc. I was a film major in college. My plan had always been to write for a living. I wanted to write for a sitcom or write funny scripts. Basically, I just wanted to use my funny bone to make a living.
But...a funny thing happened on the way to the forum.... I started gambling and owed money on my credit cards directly out of college. So, it was a little more difficult to throw caution to the wind and move to NY or LA and give being funny a try.
I don't regret my time in the lottery world. It surely gave me something to write about. I hope you give the book a read. You'll see it's written with a big sense of humor and not with the venom or fangs of someone who got fired and was out to settle scores. I could have written that book. I just had no interest in doing so.
I don't want folks to remember me for sticking it to anyone. Rather, I want them to laugh at my stories, think I can write, and tell their friends the same. Writing makes me happy. That's what I want to do.
As far as what's next: I'm working on my next book. I was blessed with some great national reviews (NY Times, WSJ, USA Today et al) so there have been some terrific doors opening for me writing wise.
Thanks again for your comments.
Ed
Best of luck with your next book.
I enjoyed hearing about your book and your plans for the future. Thanks for the conversation. I will look for your book the next time I go to the bookstore.
Doug: This is my Jedi mind trick....."Go to the bookstore....go to the bookstore....buy a copy for your friend too....buy many copies....you love this book......"
Cheers
Seriously, I am not surprised to learn there are many lotto winners with criminal records, there is something about unearned wealth that is attractive to criminals. Flipping that on its head, there is something about unearned wealth that attracts normal people not only to the lotto but to crime.
I don't agree that "most" people who buy lottery tickets are desperate people. On the contrary, they are very ordinary people. Most often it is a social thing where work mates pool their money to buy lottery tickets.
I invest each week not so much as a chance at good luck but as an insurance policy against being "the last man standing" if my work mates ever hit the big one!! :)
I gave up playing the lottery, and have been putting that money away.
Lots more fun, watching that money grow!
1. Keep the money or make it grow
2. Allocate some for charity and/or their church if they are relgious.
3. Are happier.
From what I've seen thus far, winning the lottery is NOT tied to happiness, since there are as many risks from winning as anything else. One spouse may leave the other. Couples still fight about the money. Relatives appear from nowhere. Friends call after years of being silent. And so forth.
Also, having money and managing it do not go together automatically. Wise winners seem to understand how to find the right money management consultants. A fair number keep going to their rather routine jobs.
I'm so excited about getting a chance to read this!
First of all, I totally hear you about playing just so you don't end up as the odd man out in the office lottery pool. Funny line. True too. I can relate.
Also, I happen to agree with you that most lottery players are ordinary people. Still, generalizations aside, most players tend to be blue collar folks--middle to lower middle class, on the low end of the economic and education spectrum. (Which, last time I checked, doesn't make them bad people.) The problem with having little in the way of education or financial background is that the people you bump into once you win the lottery are sharp, savvy folks who eat lambs for breakfast.
Finally, yes there sure are a lot of lotteries in life. Writing for a living.....check. Having kids....check. Enjoy the ride.
thanks for the comments!
J: Truth of the matter is most winners I met were a lot happier before they won. Winning the lottery is not nearly the same thing as simply having a lot of money. Winning the lottery is a very public event and most winners never recover from the publicity.
Let me know what you think of the book once you've had a chance to read it.
Cheers.
But your book sounds very interesting — especially since it is a personal memoir and not an expose. I write memoirs myself and find reading them fascinating.
What kind of memoirs do you write?
Do we have a deal?
I just write personal memoirs, stories from my life, pieces about family members, some stories of my travels. I've written a number of peices about the various houses I have lived in and the memories they evoke (I've moved around a bit). I have posted most of them on Gather, so if you are interested, please have a look.
Dianne: I'll go to your page and check them out.
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Many thanks.
Ed
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Have a great day.
Ed