by ron h.

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November 12, 2008

Got this in an E-Mail .This is hysterical!!!!!

November 03, 2009 11:36 PM EST (Updated: November 03, 2009 11:57 PM EST)

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for you........

This is how I heard YOUR day was going....

First you had trouble getting out of bed

You had a stiff neck

You

washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it

Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out

You

pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

Your

new hat looked better on you at the

store

You

keep losing things

You

got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then

the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with

you

You

feel trapped

Uninvited

guests showed up at dinnertime

On

top of that you think you're coming down with the

flu

And

finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think

you hear a noise in the basement

MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!

Thought for the Day

Handle

every

stressful situation like

a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

Just pee on it and walk away.

RELAX!!!

TO

ALL MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDS

Have

a fabulous

STRESS

FREE Day!

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Comments: 11

Amber C. Nov 3, 2009, 11:48pm EST

This is great. Thanks for the smile.

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Shaunee C. Nov 3, 2009, 11:56pm EST

This is so cute I enjoyed this.

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Tessa Alive Free Happy D. Nov 3, 2009, 11:59pm EST

I never get tired of this one!
thanx for posting it
~~~

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Dianna Doles-Petry Nov 4, 2009, 1:45am EST

This is so nice, thank you!

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RobbinLynn B. Nov 4, 2009, 8:19am EST

Ron, These are Great! made me Laugh-out-Loud.

Thank-You for Sharing.

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MrsRoad Runner Nov 4, 2009, 8:25am EST

LOL,
That is very cute!
5:30 am and all the jokes this morning :0)

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Dusty Hubbard Nov 4, 2009, 9:58am EST

How cute is that! I love all the pictures.

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Cyndi B. Nov 4, 2009, 10:06am EST

LOL! Love it :)

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Monica C. Nov 4, 2009, 2:59pm EST

That is funny..

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Otelia S. Nov 4, 2009, 3:14pm EST

No stress here. just laughing at you. Thanks
Create A Great Day!

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Mary Fagan Nov 4, 2009, 8:51pm EST

Fantastic! I needed that...

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