I was dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. I had been checking her out since I sat down but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward me!So reflexively I reach out, grab it out of the air, and hand it back.'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.We enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards we go to the theatre followed by drinks. We talk, we laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and I share mine. She listens.After paying for everything, she asks me if i would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. We had a wonderful, wonderful time.The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. I was VERY amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' I said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?
'No,' she replies. ..
Wait for it. . . .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
It's coming. . .
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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'


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