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by John Philipp
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Thought~Byte No. 81

March 19, 2008 03:03 PM EDT (Updated: May 26, 2008 07:22 PM EDT)
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Thought~Byte No. 81



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Comments: 141

John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:03pm EDT
My column this week on Gather Essentials: Writing-Humor Monday was:

Don't Pay Taxes This Year - Designate Them!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:03pm EDT
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.

I've switched to posting Thought~Bytes in an article format. You can see Thought~Bytes 1 through 71 by searching for "thoughtbytes" under "images" or going to Images on my namespace.
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Beth H. Mar 19, 2008, 3:10pm EDT
I wish that was all the pay involved. Some good times cost much more than I can afford--but I go for it anyway.

But a delightful sentiment, John.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:12pm EDT
Thanks, Beth. I believe good times are an attitude, unrelated to price tag.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:13pm EDT
Just enjoying the moment, John.
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Altair driving around the neighborhood and waving Mar 19, 2008, 3:15pm EDT
"Enjoying the moment" is the Blue Plate Special!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:15pm EDT
I grok Zen, Don.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:16pm EDT
Excellent way to phrase it, Altair.
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Barney JP Not Smarter than an 5th Grader Shel Is Pres of Gather Mar 19, 2008, 3:20pm EDT
Enjoy the moment by paying for good times? :-)
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Lisa J Mar 19, 2008, 3:23pm EDT
Ummm... enjoy the moment by making the man pay... muah ha ha ha
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Vivian P. Mar 19, 2008, 3:23pm EDT
I enjoy every moment no matter what
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:23pm EDT
Clever, Barney. Whatever works for you.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:23pm EDT
I wish they did, Jenn.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:24pm EDT
Are you having fun with the Thought~Byte, Lisa? :)
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 3:24pm EDT
Then you have no need for this advice, Vivian.
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Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Mar 19, 2008, 3:27pm EDT
Everyone needs to do this
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Barney JP Not Smarter than an 5th Grader Shel Is Pres of Gather Mar 19, 2008, 3:29pm EDT
I couldn't put what my Evil Twin wanted to say so I cleaned it up a bit.
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Pam P. Mar 19, 2008, 3:32pm EDT
Good one, John!
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Stephen Prosapio Mar 19, 2008, 3:32pm EDT
Is that Govahnah Spietzah?
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Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Mar 19, 2008, 3:33pm EDT
OK
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F. Jeanette c. Mar 19, 2008, 3:33pm EDT
Very nice.

10 4 U
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R o b i n ♥ Mar 19, 2008, 3:34pm EDT
LOL Wonderful!!!! :)
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David C. Mar 19, 2008, 3:39pm EDT
Great thought. Thanks for sharing these with us.
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Kimber L. Mar 19, 2008, 3:42pm EDT
That is an excellent suggestion! LOVE it!
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Kimber L. Mar 19, 2008, 3:43pm EDT
Thank you for posting this to Make me Laugh
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Paul Allen Leoncini Mar 19, 2008, 3:46pm EDT
Dainty a morsel as ever i grew fat on.
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Vivian A. Mar 19, 2008, 3:47pm EDT
A truly cherished moment has no $ value. Excellent reminder John.
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Col. George W. Mar 19, 2008, 3:49pm EDT
Never in my life have I ENJOYED paying for anything.
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blaine d. Mar 19, 2008, 4:06pm EDT
you get what you PAY for!
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Margaret G. Mar 19, 2008, 4:08pm EDT
Good one!
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Sarah (I want points) Mar 19, 2008, 4:14pm EDT
That's great. I really like it.
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Tanya P. Mar 19, 2008, 4:22pm EDT
The proper way of determining a fine check. It's essential that the diner remain at the table they are seated at for an elongated period of time, to ensure the check is properly aged.
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Leigh Featherstone Mar 19, 2008, 4:24pm EDT
Yeah... There is hope! It doesnt cost a thing to smile you dont have to pay to laugh...

Love it 10
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Lance L. Mar 19, 2008, 4:24pm EDT
Just as long as you don't fill up on the bread, before hand.

An excellent reminder!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:24pm EDT
Thanks, Sarah. Glad it connected for you.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:25pm EDT
" to ensure the check is properly aged.". Love it, Tanya.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:25pm EDT
Well put, Leigh.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:26pm EDT
"Just as long as you don't fill up on the bread, before hand."

Well, then there's that too, Lance.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:26pm EDT
"Everyone needs to do this"

As often as they can, Renee.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:26pm EDT
I appreciate you're cleaning it up, Barney. Have a great day
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:26pm EDT
Thanks, Pam.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:27pm EDT
I believe that is the Govahnah Spietzah, Stephen.
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Beaker (just Beaker) Mar 19, 2008, 4:27pm EDT
Pardon me while I savor this Thought-Byte. Mmmmmmmm.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:27pm EDT
You say OK, Buddy, but do you really mean it or are you barking up a different tree? (sorry, Ron, I couldn't resist).
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:27pm EDT
The longer you savor it, the more value it has, J.K.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:28pm EDT
Thanks, Jeanette.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:28pm EDT
Glad you liked it, Robin.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:28pm EDT
It is my pleasure, David.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:28pm EDT
Good for you, Kimber. And you're welcome.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:28pm EDT
Paul, you have such a way with The Word.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:28pm EDT
I like that way of saying it, Vivian.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:29pm EDT
Well, Colonel, it takes all kinds. :)
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:29pm EDT
Or, you get what you GET, Blaine.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:29pm EDT
Thanks, Margaret.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:29pm EDT
I had them on a disc once, Dan. Maybe we can revive that one of these days.
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Shirley U Understand Me S. Mar 19, 2008, 4:30pm EDT
one doesn't always get what one pays for...but one pays for what one gets
...and sometimes much more than it is worth....make the most of what comes your way...and pay if you must...but never do harm
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 4:32pm EDT
Wow, Shirley, you're on an interpretative roll.
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Denise E. Mar 19, 2008, 4:52pm EDT
:) I wish that was the only way to pay!
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sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Mar 19, 2008, 4:53pm EDT
I like that one alot!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 5:02pm EDT
Wouldn't that be nice, Denise.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 5:02pm EDT
Thanks, Sheila.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 5:03pm EDT
Some say the moment is all you have, Ivana.
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penni d. Mar 19, 2008, 5:49pm EDT
:)
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Sheila Deeth Mar 19, 2008, 5:51pm EDT
I rather like that.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 5:54pm EDT
Penni, :)
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 5:54pm EDT
I'm rather glad you did, Sheila.
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Lydia (part of the solution) Shelley Mar 19, 2008, 6:21pm EDT
Ahhh... I can almost smellllllllllllllllllll it!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 6:28pm EDT
Sounds like you're enjoying the moment, Lydia.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 6:29pm EDT
And we can anytime we want to, J.C.
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Pat Bertram Mar 19, 2008, 6:37pm EDT
Whew, for a moment there I was afraid you were going to ask for money.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 6:56pm EDT
No, Pat, but if you ever get the itch ... my hands always out.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 6:56pm EDT
Don't we all, Lyla.
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Fern Cohen Mar 19, 2008, 7:04pm EDT
yep! live in the now! Carpe Diem!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 7:38pm EDT
I'm with you on that, Fern.
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Jerri H. Mar 19, 2008, 8:01pm EDT
Yep yep yep~
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 8:11pm EDT
and yep.
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Susan B. Mar 19, 2008, 8:12pm EDT
That is terrific advice!
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Marie J. R. Mar 19, 2008, 8:21pm EDT
a true happening,,,
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 8:47pm EDT
Thanks, Susan.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 8:47pm EDT
Right you are, Marie.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 8:47pm EDT
An excellent way to put it, Arlene.
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Jeanie C. Mar 19, 2008, 9:17pm EDT
Great stuff John, I would to hang on to the moment, try to take a photo, as everything fades anyhow and with any bit of luck, the photo would always remind us of a time well spent
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Sheila R. Mar 19, 2008, 9:32pm EDT
enjoying the moment is paying yourself!
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Charli Mills Mar 19, 2008, 9:47pm EDT
That must be the smile for the moment just before seeing the actual amount!
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 10:35pm EDT
And, Jean, fully enjoy each moment and move on to the next.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 10:36pm EDT
You're welcome, Arlene.
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John Philipp Mar 19, 2008, 10:36pm EDT
Hah, good one, Charli.
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Rima S. Mar 19, 2008, 11:14pm EDT
Hey John..its been a while...how was ur trip....

-I guess we have to pay in order to have good moments...sounds like fun...i doubt that...nothing is freeee.... lol...
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elizabeth e. Mar 19, 2008, 11:49pm EDT
Some people live their life in the future...always planning what they will do...I would rather live in the holy instant enjoying what I do have...but maybe that's from hangin' out with 5 and 6 year olds for the last upteen years!
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 12:00am EDT
Thanks, Reena.
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 12:01am EDT
Trip was great, Rima, except for the non-existent and promised wireless Internet.

Fun is free, Rima.
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 12:01am EDT
I don't think I need to remind you of that, Judi.
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 12:02am EDT
Good climate for you, Elizabeth, they don't have the problem we're mentioning here.
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Jan S. Mar 20, 2008, 1:29am EDT
Grok! There's a word I haven't seen since "Stranger in a Strange Land." Loved that book!

If we can't afford to pay, we can't afford to play. Enjoying each moment gives us the most bang for the buck.
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Robert - just a simple man - B. Mar 20, 2008, 3:27am EDT
John, this is exactly my cousin Val's philosophy. You would like her. Most people do.

She said the same exact words to me at a restaurant in El Paso on Feb. 02, 2008. I really wished I had listened.
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donna h. Mar 20, 2008, 7:14am EDT
Good one John
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 7:41am EDT
And, Jan, some would say more bang for the buck or the only bang for the buck.

I'm sure I learned "grok" from Master Heinlein.
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 7:47am EDT
Thanks, Donna.
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 7:48am EDT
Good words have a way of getting around, Robert.

And you bring back memories of El Paso.
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LaRue B. Mar 20, 2008, 8:03am EDT
I enjoy the moment when the check comes and I dig out a gift card from my discovercard bonus. I never take the cash when I get more by taking a gift card. I love my discovercard. Remember the slogan that had a while back? 'It pays to discover. The card that pays you back.'
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Bert Van Essen Mar 20, 2008, 8:27am EDT
I enjioy the warm spring sun. I enjoy seeing my dog sound asleep soaking up "the rays". I enjoy seeing birds come in for the spring weather. It is sad I can go and eat my favorite Filet Mignon because I worry about the cost and if I can afford it. Again right on and thanks!
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John Philipp Mar 20, 2008, 8:35am EDT
LaRue, another way to enjoy the moment: when someone else is paying for it. :)
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