Non-News: Correspondent Avoids Housework By...

Correspondent Avoids Housework By Writing Non-Depth Article On Her Love Of Raw Peanuts

Breaking Non-News: Just a few lines ago this correspondent announced her intention to waste time by publishing a brief non-depth ingestigative piece about her love of raw peanuts.

"I love raw peanuts. They're a handy, healthy snack that's high in fiber and mildly anti-depressant. Eating them reminds me of gardens when I was a child, which makes me feel good."

More non-depth coverage of this story is not expected.

Comments: 13

Kate M. Jul 2, 2007, 12:06pm EDT

Funny! Mmm peanuts!

reply to this comment

Kris M. Jul 2, 2007, 12:23pm EDT

Peanuts: snack of the gods. Also available in honey roasted, heavily salted, and mixed up with other unidentifiable salty snack crap that's not bad either.

Somehow I don't think Planters will be contacting me to use that slogan.

reply to this comment

Lisa J Jul 2, 2007, 12:34pm EDT

I don't know... what about marshmallow peanuts? Do they not also have a place? I think this topic of this article needs further coverage...

reply to this comment

Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Jul 2, 2007, 12:48pm EDT

I think that I shall never see
A nut as noble as the Pea
Though gnarled of hull
And rather small
It's sweeter by far than its brother, Wal.

reply to this comment

It's Not Me w. Jul 2, 2007, 12:49pm EDT

Thats great news, J.

On another note my niece's name is Jessica Golden. :)

reply to this comment

Andrea "slackermom" R. Jul 2, 2007, 12:55pm EDT

What a timely piece of news! I was wondering how I would avoid doing housework today. Now I have only to go to the store and get peanuts. It's going to be a nutty day.

reply to this comment

Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Jul 2, 2007, 1:00pm EDT

There's not much sweetness in your average walnut,
And it's quite hard to crack as well, but
The effort one makes to aquire the meat
Makes a walnut especially delicious to eat.

reply to this comment

Ina ♥ Tagline Free Since September '09 ♥ Jul 2, 2007, 1:19pm EDT

Marvelous piece of news sleuthing. Great work. You can have the rest of the day off.

reply to this comment

♯ ♪ Jul 2, 2007, 3:28pm EDT

Goober... not just a goofy sidekick. Film at 11.

reply to this comment

Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Jul 2, 2007, 3:36pm EDT

Joanne, I have a M*A*S*H moment for you.

reply to this comment

Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Jul 3, 2007, 9:55am EDT

My husband loves cashews, so I've developed a taste for those as well. They're really good in a stir fry, as are walnuts and, of course, peanuts.

reply to this comment

Non-News: Correspondent Avoids Housework By Writing Non-Depth Article On Her Love Of Raw Peanuts

Comments: 13

Join the Conversation

You might also like

More by Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin