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Charliemo's Pick up lines
<hr style="" size="1"><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Charliemo: Where have you been all my life ?
Lady's Response: Hiding from you.
Charliemo: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady's Response: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Charliemo: Is this seat empty?
Lady's Response: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Charliemo: Your place or mine?
Lady's Response: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Charliemo: So, what do you do for a living?
Lady's Response: I'm a female impersonator.
Charliemo: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Lady's Response: Do not enter.
Charliemo: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Lady's Response: Unfertilized.
Charliemo: Your body is like a temple.
Lady's Response: Sorry, there are no services today.
Charliemo: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady's Response: But would you stay there?
Charliemo: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Lady's Response: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Lady's Response: Hiding from you.
Charliemo: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady's Response: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Charliemo: Is this seat empty?
Lady's Response: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Charliemo: Your place or mine?
Lady's Response: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Charliemo: So, what do you do for a living?
Lady's Response: I'm a female impersonator.
Charliemo: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Lady's Response: Do not enter.
Charliemo: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Lady's Response: Unfertilized.
Charliemo: Your body is like a temple.
Lady's Response: Sorry, there are no services today.
Charliemo: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady's Response: But would you stay there?
Charliemo: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Lady's Response: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


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