The Way Life Should Be....

August 10, 2006 10:16 PM EDT

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Interesting thought.....

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

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Comments: 6

Mariana T. Aug 10, 2006, 10:31pm EDT

Oh My - who are you??? I am in love with your brain!!! This is great - maybe it's how it really is...huh? It makes sense to me! Salud,

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Spike S. Aug 10, 2006, 11:47pm EDT

Bravo! Well done. I remember a plot line in a book long ago where someone did that. Was it Merlin?

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Marsha B. Aug 11, 2006, 10:03am EDT

LOL I like the idea. Sure beats the way things happen now.

And I do believe you're right, Spike. My stepson was in a college production of Camelot. It was stated that Merlin didn't age, he "youthened." Or something like that. :-)

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hiral h Aug 11, 2006, 10:07am EDT

Hey, this is quite creative. How did you get this into your head?
I never thought of it.
Wonderful.

God bless.

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Done...cancelled...gather is not for ME Cancelled Aug 11, 2006, 3:53pm EDT

Or, you could die while having sex. Then it's like a full circle.

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Spike S. Aug 11, 2006, 5:47pm EDT

"My stepson was in a college production of Camelot. It was stated that Merlin didn't age, he "youthened."

I've never seen Camelot, MW, but I now think it was in "Once and Future King." But the concept was never described as well as Eric has.

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