by Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse
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January 27, 2006

The Kitty Kat Poem

July 26, 2006 01:57 AM EDT
views: 78 | rating: 9.1/10 (10 votes) | comments: 22

Now folks, I struggled hard to write this, so be kind.


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  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where you been?
  Lookin' round the world for Bin Laden.

  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where he at?
  Those Pakistani rats won't give him up yet.

  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where you be?
  Diggin' in my cat box for WMD.

fileId:3096224743876025;size:inter;  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where you gone?
  Got some new business in Lebanon.

  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, You gotta plan?
  No, I'll just steal page from that Sharon man.

  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Is this World War Three?
  You must be sayin' that to compliment me!

  Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, That ain't nice.
  Well, I'm a mean-ass cat, Miss Condoleeza Rice.

  fileId:3096224743876026;size:inter;Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Let's call it a night.

  Sweet dreams to all, from the Far, Far Right.

 

 
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Comments: 22

Carol Roach Jul 26, 2006, 2:03am EDT
well done
Kathryn E. Jul 26, 2006, 2:11am EDT
A hoot, Carl. Bobcat would be proud.
Mary C Legg Jul 26, 2006, 3:32am EDT
ah-- carl, too late, too late. the Atlantic ran a contest the December before Bush's invasion for great nonsense rhymes re: bin Laden-- they celebrated a bin Laden Xmas-- was your big op to be superman in prime-paying land.

good rhymster and humor
Cheryl C. Jul 26, 2006, 7:17am EDT
Explains why it's sometimes wise to bell that cat.
donna f. Jul 26, 2006, 10:28am EDT
Wouldn't that make it "Condi-Kat"? Good one Carl...
Madame Donna C. Jul 26, 2006, 11:05am EDT
Clever.
perry long Jul 26, 2006, 2:53pm EDT
Condi ain't no Kitty. But her claws are sure as hell sharp.
weapons of mass defecation? This piece is delightful.
Clare Stella Jul 26, 2006, 6:59pm EDT
This is a hoot! You are a fine poet. If I could just get past that loveable icon....
Auntie Smedley Jul 26, 2006, 7:44pm EDT
LOL! Good dog, Carl!
Aileen F. Jul 26, 2006, 8:08pm EDT
Falling outa my chair laughing at this one! With her stern looks, she oughta be able to scare up some terrorists.
John Dice Jul 27, 2006, 1:45am EDT
very cool, and funny Carl......you dog.......should be easy to sing this one...to the tune of Bo Diddlely.............lets go...
a one uh.......a two uh......a three uh......
Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse Jul 27, 2006, 2:05am EDT
Hello all,

I'm glad folks enjoyed it. This is one of those things us insomniacs do at 1:00 AM.
Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse Jul 27, 2006, 2:08am EDT
John,

Bo Diddley is the exact rhythm! I couldn't quite place it last night. Thanks for that one.
Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse Jul 28, 2006, 12:37am EDT
Auntie Smedley, that is so thoughtful of you!
Mary C Legg Jul 28, 2006, 2:16am EDT
condi does have a way of looking congenial, don't she?

such a nice little bunch over there at wh-- such a fun party going on. who's going to sue condi? aint she next?
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Jul 28, 2006, 2:30am EDT
Her real job is going up soon -- fall guy!
Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse Jul 30, 2006, 2:00am EDT
Woo Sandy,

Sometimes you are more devilish than moi. LOL
Cena W. Jul 31, 2006, 7:52pm EDT
MEEEEEEOOOOOOW!
La Lady Lisa Westerfield Jul 31, 2006, 7:56pm EDT
FLIPPING HALARIOUS.

I gave it ten sharp claws.
Deen C Aug 2, 2006, 11:43am EDT
Carl, now you need to add the one with her hand on her head. This whole admin is scarier than your avatar.
Birdie Jaworski Aug 7, 2006, 9:25am EDT
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Ok, I am spitting hot tea all over my keyboard. Excellent way to start a Monday morning....
John F Walter Aug 28, 2006, 11:18pm EDT
This was a f------- hoot!

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