Sure, you will troll this site for pretty young things (commenting on their images as if they are butterflies to be captured by your net) but did you ever think about the pretty young things that don't display their photos for all to see? No??? Well, let me be the first to tell you I'm a knockout! That's right, I'm a triple B…blond, boobs, and brains.
Were you put off by my bald icon that was replaced by my current cuuuuuuutest cat icon because neither was smiling at you to come hither? Well dude, how did that massive e-mail campaign work for you? Did you suddenly discover that not too many smoking hot babes are interested in a balding vegetarian doctor, age 55, unless they charge by the hour? Did you wake early on the 23rd hoping to find your personal e-mail stuffed with invites for long walks on the beach and nights spent listening to classical Indian music? What did you find instead? Spurned for such eager effort I imagine. I see that you have failed to sign in again on this site since the 22nd. That's what happens to men with more paunch than panache. Men who advertise their desire to have relationships with beautiful women should look in the mirror first.
Don't think I'm not bitter, I AM BITTER. While you were e-mailing like a mad man, you forgot some of us comely female Gatherites who comment and critique with nary a photo to our credit (all the moon photos in my images were taken by my dear dad, who also has a bunch of his own moon/planet pics under the name of Ken West – shameless plug, great photography). While others awoke on the 23rd to receive an e-vite for romance, some of us found our e-mails littered with invitations to read someone's article without yet the hint of a candlelight dinner in the offering.
I'm sorry? Did I hear you correctly? You say now you are rethinking your Gather choices (I sound like a spitfire and I did mention I had a rack) perhaps moi might receive a personal e-mail soon…WELL IT IS TOO LATE FOR THAT D-O-C-T-O-R! I'm not the type of girl who goes for sloppy seconds. Now with all the fuss that has been stirred, I wouldn't touch you with the proverbial ten-foot pole - even if it meant world peace would result.
You ask if I want to kill men? No, just one.
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It just occurred to me... we don't know how many women responded to the letter. Maybe Dr. O would like to share some of the responses with us?
Your desire for love had made me unloving.
Your desire for caring has made me uncaring.
Your desire for intelligence has made me stupid.
Your desire for understanding has made me vague.
Your desire for flexibility has made me stiff.
Your desire for height has made me short.
Your desire for beauty has made me plain.
Your desire for attractiveness has made me point out the line above.
Your desire for romance has made me frigid.
Your desire for sweetness has made me sour.
Your desire for smiles has made me frown.
Your desire for a woman cannot be met by me.
If nobody did, they certainly should have (using an anonymous yahoo.com account of course). I have to believe there was some good material there.
That pretty much says it all, methinks.
Do not be fooled, Lisa. Oza is here among us.
I suspect it is the 'third B" -- brains -- that may have been your failure in winning Oza's invitation. You published images without cleavage or curves, but Oza just likes looking at the pictures. He thinks finding the perfect woman is pretty much the same as selecting a new carpet.
Well his loss. He has no idea the magical things I can do with this tail!
Your article was hysterically funny all the same!
love it and you haven't seen him in his stylin Sansabelt slacks yet!
I imagine sites like that are viewed, most frequently, by people sitting around, with no job, no prospects, no self esteem, watching Jerry Springer reruns, surrounded by a pile of emptied cans of soda, chips, Barfer King bags and ...you get the idea!
They live in an imaginary world where they can be accepted despite the fact they don't want to lift a finger to be something another person would look for. If they were confident enough, they would not be looking on the web as much as they would be leaving the house and joining the rest of the world.....
again, just an observation....just another viewpoint
Eric, the match.com reference was a nod to the article that started all of the Dr. Oza intrigue. Once again, reference Jake's article.