IT'S ALMOST HERE! Gather's first Fourth of July Picnic hosted by the Old Hippies Corner (OHC) is cranked up and ready to go! Hey, Dannielle S. has written an awesome OHC Picnic Theme Song! Get out the guitars!
For the new folks just tuning in:
1) Before or during the Fourth, post an image, song, poem, recipe or whatever around the picnic categories below. Feel free to create your own theme! Please title all your contributions to the picnic: OHC Picnic: (your title)
2) Just like the First OHC Contest, all posts will be added to the OHC time capsule. It will to be planted with great celebration later this year in a remote location of Nevada (see the Colonel's images Time Capsule )
3) On the Fourth, the Colonel will post an OHC Picnic article. Partygoers can communicate with each other via comments while we sit down for a little BBQ on the OHC porch and watch fireworks for the evening.
Cool stuff already posted:
Recipes from the Vaults of my Mind: OHC Fourth of July Picnic
by donna f.
OHC Picnic: theme song
by Dannielle S.
Deep Purple at the OHC July 4th Picnic???
by Jake S.
Drunken Summer Fruit Salad (and One for the Kiddies)
by donna f.
OHC Picnic Cajun Shrimp to Die For
by Marlene Blanco
Some noteworthy excerpts from RSVPs to date:
I will be there for sure with bells on my nose…Mariana T.
I could try…a baby back ribs technique. Mines pretty easy and relatively foolproof. Jake S.
…Hey! We can call it "Gatherstock!" Bonnie L.
…I'll be arriving on the Transcendental Stairway with some tasty take-out from Alice's Restaurant. Cheryl C.
…am baking a huge brownie that's about ten feet across. I have some hula-hoops and my old pogo stick to bring too...are we going to be throwing horseshoes? Mariana T.
Send Big Molly on up. I'll be wearing my Strawberry Hill T-shirt and Levis. Alice still makes her wavy gravy. I'll need a head count by the first. Cheryl C.
WE can tie dye the sky Cat Givens
I'll bring some apple pie with that crust that my great grandma "Ma" made.
Does anyone have one of those old fashion ice cream makers? Jan H.
Woohooo - water for kayak - I'm happy now :) do we get Gators with our Bayou? Summer Foovay
This just sounds like a great time! Thanks for the invite. I'd like to bring a little spicy music from New Orleans…
Polk Salad Annie
Gator got your granny
Chomp - chomp chomp
…I'll be there with my puppy and 2 cats for sure. Ever barbecued with beer - it's awesome! See you then. Martha Jette
AYEEE !!! Sounds like a Party to be in on. You know me water and good food and freinds are No 1 ingredients. Would be my pleasure to attend. Will make Cajun Shrimp Skewers(Kabobs) and bring the Burlap Sacks for a two partner sack race. Can' t wait see you there.
TOOT A LOU Marlene Blanco
Hey Colonel, Ellie Mae and I will sure try to make it. Sounds like a real whiz bang fandango! Lee Hereford
Woohoo, I'll look forward to meeting T'Billy and Tante Marie (long as she promises not to upend the kayak 'cause she's darn near as long and probably much heavier!). It's weird, I know, but I like gators…the fox that dens across the river has accepted our invite, and I'm working on getting that woodchuck to talk to me about it. The water nixies will drag him out of the den so we can discuss it if they have to. They want to come, too. Being River nixies they'll just swim on down and kick their heels under the dock with T'Billy and enjoy the music. Summer Foovay
Gretel is on "her" way. Lookin' fer some real BBQ...and will bring some original Boston Baked Beans recently uncovered at Plymouth Plantation. Gretel Monster
I can hula-hoop around my neck, but my waist I can't do. I blame my big butt, although I think it has more to do with lack of skill. Jayne Jezebel
Oh by the way, I've got a blue berry pie coming soon and maybe a little local rock n roll/surf/garage band. They're nice fellas. I think they'd get along with everyone. Jayne Jezebel
My peppers ought to be ripe just about then Col. I have three types if you need more, I'll hit the farmers market. Stephen Schneider
Other A-List Highlights
Jude Cowell plans to bring Inga and Diaphany to the party!
Martha Jette will DJ all the "Oldie But Goodies" music, Doo-Whop on!
OHC Fourth of July Picnic Categories (examples, please contribute your own themes):
Tall Tales (e.g., The dumbest thing I ever did with fireworks - my parents had to leave town and the neighbors were glad to see us go, Veteran's Corner – story, image, poem or song relating your service in the Armed services)
Music (e.g., Best Music Links for a Blogosphere Picnic, I saw *** at the Fourth of July Rock Concert at ***, I wrote this song after a pint of Jack D.)
Food (e.g., Nobody makes a BBQ sauce like mine, Best Nutria Rat Pie Recipe, How to BBQ Tofu – are you kidding?)
Pets (e.g., My dog hates fireworks and goes under the bed for a week)
Kids (e.g., "Hon, who took the Roman Candles, they were right here?)
Bring your animals if you can, all mine will be there. My gators, Tante Marie and T'Billy, have their red, white & blue kerchiefs on! Sage and Big Molly are planning to attend. They are not spring chickens anymore but can still shake a tail feather. You can meet Miss Pete, my truck, and crawl around the 1300-pound Possum Trophy that I tried (and failed) to deliver to WM H. after the first OHC contest.
Party On!
Colonel Possum
29 June 2006
©Colonel Possum Publishing Co.


Comments: 66
Gatherstock is up and running. They're working on the sound stage behind the barn this morning. I can rear the hammers!!
See you there!
Colonel Possum
Post 'um anytime you want! Remember the OHC is a low stress environment...Marlene B. is helping me with the finishing touches on the Foovay zoo. Tante Marie and T'Billy were roaring around the pipe corral this morning!
You are in good hands at the OHC (the old Hippie's Allstate)!
Colonel Possum
You can bring the bateau over early if you'd like. Thanks for helping with the gators this morning. Big Molly has already popped a top and is kicking back on the porch. I've got to go get her big butt in gear, there's work to be done!
Party Down!
Colonel Possum
Whoa! let's see:
1) You and Bonnie can bust the bubbly on the corner of the porch across from Jude Cowell's Limerick & Art corner. T'Billy will lap up any that spills over.
2) Your rocking chair ROCKS! The OHC doesn't have a swimning pool but we've got a fair size stock tank in the Foovay zoo. Better yet, if I put Tante Marie on her chain, you can rock by the OHC dock!
3) Marley was already over here this morning and did a shot with Big Molly. I've got to hide the tequila or I won't get any work out of this crew.
4) Squeeze in or be comfortable, whatever feels good!
5) Sage will be the Official OHC Camera Person unless she drops her Polaroid in the Bayou (phew, that gal needs a technology update!)
Think that covers the bases for now!
Colonel Possum
I just changed the posting rules to "Before or during the Fourth". Good idea!Of course there are no rules at the OHC...like Alice's restaurant, you can do anything you want!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
I'm going to man the post for 24 hours so drop by for a cold one when you get home! Thanks for dropping by and have a great party in one of my favorite cities!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
Here's a tip from the ole Colonel. Put the OHC Theme Song in your teeth and keep your guitar above your shoulders. Now cross the flooded area slowly watching for underwater obstructions and disoriented snakes. When you reach a dry computer, log-in to Gatherstock and play and sing your bootie off!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
Can't wait for you to get here. Mariana T. is planning to bring some hula hoops...do you hula?
Hula ON at the OHC!
Colonel Possum
10-4! Your Art & Limerick corner is good to go. I had to use a little double-back tape to keep Diaphany on the porch ceiling. She kept falling down on the porch. I think she wanted to dance with Big Molly and T'Billy. Molly had her boom box cranked up to 10 and was rocking out to Stephen Wolf.
Can't wait to see you there!
Colonel Possum
Be there or be square - 10-4! Bring your photo book along and some cotton candy from the POP Pier.
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
Oh You Can't get to heaven
On roller skates
Cuz you'll roll right past
Those pearly gates.
I aint a goin to grieve my lord no more
I aint a goin to grieve my lord no more
I aint a goin to grieeeeeeeeeeeve my lord no more.
Oh, If I get to heaven
Before you do...
I'll _ _ _
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I aint a goin to grieve my lord no more
I aint a goin to grieve my lord no more
I aint a goin to grieeeeeeeeeeeve my lord no more.
Oh you can't get to heaven
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Three Hot Mama hugs for whoever comes up with the best verse!
Thanks. Actually, Sage came up with a hot balloon idea for the picnic and I'm a little worried. She hot glued some Army surplus pararchutes together and Molly is fixin' to hook up one of the BBQ propane tanks and a burner. I think you need to get over here and get these ole gals squared away!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
Terrific! This will give Jayne some competition. How about your "limbo" talents? I think I've got an old bamboo fishing pole that would make a great limbo bar. I'm going to call up one of the OHC regular bands and tell them to start practicing "Limbo Rock".
Are we having fun yet?
Colonel Possum
Dynamite! Whoa, you are giving me the motivation to accept my own OHC challenge and post a "Dumbest thing I ever did with Firewworks." Stay tuned.
Helpful hint, it's all about fuse length!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
I love a good contest! Thank you for this clever contribution to the upcoming OHC picnic. I'll get Big Molly to start stacking wood for the bonfire. She's actually happiest when she has an axe in her hand and whistling a good tune!
See you at the bonfire!
Colonel Possum
What a great idea! We'll have Billie Holiday tunes blasting on the indoor stereo. Gardenias for all the women!
How about flowers floating down the bayou? Maybe right before the big fireworks. I'll check with Marlene B. and see if she can rig a coupla' pirogues to the back of her bateau and fill them with flowers.
Party On!
Colonel Possum
It wouldn't be a party without you! I sent out snail mail invitations but I found them in some bushes down the road from the OHC. I'm afraid Tante Marie got after the mail person again. That ole gator just has a problem with the United Postal Service, maybe it is the leather bag!
I look forward to seeing you there!
Colonel Possum
The sign over the OHC front porch screen door reads "Any Time Frame, Any Frame of Mind." You'll be with us no matter where you are. Thank you for the positive energy!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
We love everybody, but we do as we please
When the weather's fine
We go fishing or go swimming in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy"
- Mungo Jerry-
Ahhh...patchouli, essence of the Sixties' Goddess!
Yes, bring all the board games! Molly was cutting out some one-foot square plywood scrabble pieces for a giant scrabble game in the pasture. She says that if the pieces are that large it keeps folks from using a lot of big 50-cent words. This puts Big Molly at a considerable advantage!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
I can always count on you for a classic! Bring ole Mungo Jerry with you. I haven't seen him since we shared a twister on a cold night in Winslow, AZ.
By the way, could you show up a few hours early? I bought some amplifiers on E-Bay from the old Grateful Dead "Tower of Power." I'm having a heck of a time figuring out the wiring...I keep kicking out the OHC power breakers.
Thanks,
Colonel Possum
I don't know what I'd so without the Possum Posse! I've got Sage, Big Molly and Marley working their tails off getting all the last minute preparations done at the OHC. Wait a minute! Nuts, this is worse than herding cats. They're all back on the porch having a cold one!
Thanks again and hope to see you there!
Colonel Possum
What a great idea! Big Molly's sister, Elko Mono, from Nevada just rolled in on the train (she hates planes, they make that big gal dizzy). I'll set her to work tomorrow morning cutting out the swings and tying them off to the trees down by the dock. Right now they're arm wrestling for who goes to the cooler for another cold one.
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
Don't worry, you'd look great in anything! Big Molly couldn't find a bathing suit at Walmart that even came close to her size so she ended up jumping into the bayou in the buff with T'Billy. That was some canon ball, I think the water level went down an inch.
I appoint you the OHC Master Spirits Pourer!
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
Any Gatherstock contribution from you to is welcome! Thanks.
Cheers,
Colonel Possum
I think I'm going to put you on the big stage with a mike. I think it would make a great segment in "Gatherstock", the movie.
I can't wait,
Colonel Possum
jus wanna ride on my motor cickle
and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't wanna dieeeeeeeeee
jus wanna ride on my motor ci----------kull
I'll be coming into Los Anga-Leesssss
Carrying a couple of ....Keys...
that should liven up the picnique!!
Happy 4th. Peace, Love, and may all your wishes come true.
check out the link Colonel!! Made this for you.
Whoa, you've got the mike! Another great clip for "Gatherstock", the movie!
I sent your cool image to the OHC T-shirt booth for immediate reproduction.
See you on the big stage,
Colonel Possum
I'm gonna look through all my record albums here- you still got a turntable we can rig up?
Red and white, blue suede shoes, I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do?
Gimme five, I'm still alive, ain't no luck, I learned to duck.
Check my pulse, it don't change. Stay seventy-two come shine or rain.
Wave the flag, pop the bag, rock the boat, skin the goat.
Wave that flag, wave it wide and high.
Summertime done, come and gone, my, oh, my.
I'm Uncle Sam, that's who I am; Been hidin' out in a rock and roll band.
Shake the hand that shook the hand of P.T. Barnum and Charlie Chan.
Shine your shoes, light your fuse. Can you use them ol' U.S. Blues?
I'll drink your health, share your wealth, run your life, steal your wife.
Wave that flag, wave it wide and high.
Summertime done, come and gone, my, oh, my.
Back to back chicken shack. Son of a gun, better change your act.
We're all confused, what's to lose?
Wave that flag, wave it wide and high.
Summertime done, come and gone, my, oh, my
In a word, awesome! Yeah, we've got turntables and I'm hoping George Corneliessun will bring down some more from his vintage collection. Can't wait to see you, drop by the porch for a cold one. Parking is behind the barn past the gate, the Foovay Zoo and the Porta-Pottys. Just tell the big gal at the gate (that's Molly) that you're on the A-List.
Thanks for checking in,
Colonel Possum
its like a "purple-haze" man!!
http://www.gather.com/viewPhoto.jsp?memberId=48188&start=0
if anyone would like their pic posterised let me know and also any slogans and stuff- just commission me for a digital pic ill do it for free!!!
Checkout Ludolf's Gatherstock poster. The ole Colonel is blown away! I'm sending it over to the T-shirt booth right after this comment.
Thanks Ludolf,
Colonel Possum
for aileen mariana and jan - hope you like it - -oh and for all you bikers out there
JUST BOOKED NO EXPENSE SPARED!!!!!!!
It think it is a great idea but I can't advise you on copyright law. From a common sense point of view it seems reasonable to do such a thing for promotion as long a proper credits are given (general benefit to all parties; no harm, no foul?). But,again I'm an old old hippie not a lawyer!
I look forward to seeing you at the OHC,
Colonel Possum
Won't you buy me
A Mercedez Benz
My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends
It's hard and gets harder
each day to explain
Oh lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz
(Blessedbe and tip a shot of Southern Comfort to The Lady)
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One, Two, Three - what are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is Vietnam
Five, Six, Seven - OOOOopen up the pearly gates
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whopee we all gonna die...
Country Joe & the fish - official website of the band that stopped the war - that's what it says
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Billie, oh boy, I can pack up and bring allllll my Billie Holiday, which is all the Billie Holiday you can find. How about Nina Simone, too? Albert Collins? Oh now you got me goin'...
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I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do
Gimme five, still alive
Ain't no luck, I learned to duck
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We're all confused, what's to lose
You can call this song the United States Blues.
Lyrics: Peter Rowan
Music: Peter Rowan
Played by Jerry Garcia with Peter Rowan in Old And In The Way in 1973. Also recorded and played by the New Riders of the Purple Sage (after Jerry had stopped playing with them). By the way, New Riders of the Purple Sage were at Gratefulfest 7 this weekend.
Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red
The judge don't know when Red's in town
He keeps well hidden underground
But everybody's acting lazy
Falling out and hangin' 'round
My woman said, "Hey Pedro
you're actin' crazy like a clown"
Nobody feels like working
Panama Red is back in town
[chorus]
Everybody's looking out for him
'Cause they know Red's satisfies
Little girls love to listen to him
Sing and tell sweet lies
But when things get too confusing, honey
You're better off in bed
And I'll be searching all the joints in town for
Panama Red