Friendship.com
Yeah, so, maybe I ain't pretty. And I don't act so pretty either. I got issues. Like Borderline Personality issues. People don't so much take to me. But then, I don't so much take to them. But, you know, I've got social needs too. And I have potential. I can do, well, lots of stuff. Some of it real well. But I get down. I get awful mean, to myself as well as anyone who gets in my way. So I've never had a lot of friends. Well, maybe only a few, and those for just awhile. But, you know, I could do better. So I find this program. This online personality profile find your true social circle deal. So, what could I lose.
They say it's based on astrological compatibility and personality types. They ask this whole long list of questions, including my birthdate and early memories, a bunch of true/false/maybes and always/sometimes/nevers. There's some pictures to interpret, some quotations too. And stuff like how I react to colors, what foods I like, what certain smells mean to me. It's kind of a trip, thinking about this stuff.
So they compute all my answers and send me back an email with a chart showing my profile, and matching it in their specially calculated way to other email addresses, which I can send messages to if I want. And yeah, I'm kind of a kook, so I only get like three people in my greater geographic area, and like 25 worldwide. But it's not the quantity; it's the quality.
And let me tell you, the quality is fine. My friends are the kewlest people in the world. They like me, really, exactly me, and tell me how kewl I am. You know, I selected for love, loyalty, respect and inspiration, and yeah, I get all that and more. I've finally found my folk, and I'm glowing and growing so well because of them. They make me feel like I can be me, and that can be anyone I feel like being, and it's all good. And they make me feel needed, because, or so they tell me, I am someone special who loves, respects, understands and inspires them.
(c) 2006 Laurie Corzett (libramoon)
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