Malt Shop Two

Watch Out! We're on the verge of a Heat Wave,

Runaround Sue is saying, Hello Stranger, Our Day Will Come,

But don't leave me out because I Get Around while I'm waiting for My Guy

But Help Me Rhonda because My Boyfriend's Back,

And while I was waiting at the Chapel of Love now I see

That he's The Leader of the Pack, so Please Mr. Postman, Let It Be Me;

 He's nothing but a Teen Angel, In the Still of the Night,

And I just want to go Downtown;

Because even though Love Is Strange, we were So Much In Love,

So please, my Baby Love, Breaking Up is Hard To Do, and  I Only Have Eyes For You;

He was just a Teenager in Love; but now I find I've met

The Boy from New York City, who wants to go to Surf City

Where there are California Girls; and I do love him because He's So Fine;

And yet, I wonder Why Do Fools Fall in Love; why I

Am always left out of The Book of Love, oh please,

Let Me In, for You Belong To Me;

It's easy as 1-2-3, but still I'm Goin Out of My Head, because

People, who need people are the luckiest people in the world; and I know

I Will Follow Him because Baby It's You; we can be Just Like Romeo and Juliet;

So Hey Paula, come to Where the Boys Are and Take Good Care of My Baby,

Because have you heard this is Dedicated to the One I Love, and all it took was

Just One Look and I was Bobby's Girl; But Don't Hang Up on this One Summer Night, And Poor Little Fool, Don't Be Cruel , just dress up in Chantilly Lace, and before I say, Good Night Sweetheart, remember, above all, Don't Mess With Bill!