Extra people

There are two “people” living in my house (that I have never seen) but who clearly live here. They have names I don’t know & I didn’t do it, yet I cannot receive a SS# for them so they can be claimed as dependents on my tax return. My accountant tells me that they don't exist hence no deductions etc. but what could the other explanation be?

These two are real characters. They together have managed two break one window, spill eight glasses of milk, spill finger paint on the kitchen table, leave cookie crumbs every where and the toys that those two manage to leave lying around that is what is truly amazing. My own angelic cherubs WOULDN'T dream of doing this sort of things.

Poltergeists could NEVER do the kind of fast work these two can do. Do these imps live with you too?

Oh great all the toilet paper suddenly ended up in the dogs water bowl and I just bet you that I don't know did it!