God interviews Al, Bill and Hilary

I have no idea where this came from, but I got it most recently from my email list from my old UU church in Eugene, OR:

Hillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore die in a car accident and suddenly
find themselves in heaven.

God addresses Al first. "Al what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "OK, very good Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

Hillary says, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."