Today I showed houses for several hours to the parents of beloved past clients; the parents are planning to move up from California. I picked the parents up at the home of the clients, who had just made chocolate chip cookies. They asked if I'd like one for the road. Well, of course I would -- who can resist a warm chocolate chip cookie? I wrapped it carefully in the green and blue Art Deco-patterned paper napkin I was given, and tucked it in the door compartment of my car, to eat midway through the showing process -- after three hours of showing houses, I usually hit a spectacular blood sugar low and lose the will to live.
I was very grateful for this cookie when the aforementioned death-wish occurred. It was hot here today, and the chocolate was still kind of melty from the cookie being in the warm car. There were a lot of chocolate chips in the cookie, I noticed, as I was nibbling it. I tend to eat things very slowly, which isn't always the best policy in the case of things that are drippy and melty. I enjoyed the cookie, and used the napkin (though not, apparently, well enough) -- and then about five minutes ago, after leaving the clients, I glanced in the mirror and discovered that I had some chocolate on my lip. It's been there for at least three hours. I went that whole time talking to these people and trying to sell them a very expensive house, with chocolate on my mouth like a slobby three-year-old. I desperately tried to convince myself that they hadn't noticed, but I'm sure they did. Then I tried to convince myself that maybe they thought it was a small deformity, rather than chocolate. But I'm pretty sure that's not what they thought. I don't know if I can face them again tomorrow.


Comments: 18
just kidding, they probably didn't even notice it
...My own private Hell.
A lot of people are a little bit afraid of being direct or candid with people. It might be a deep-seated fear of someone saying something to them like, "Miss, you have dirty toilet paper stuck to your shoe."
I would much rather someone tell me if I have dandruff in my eyebrow or my underpants are hanging out the back of my jeans or my zipper's undone.
But that's just me. :)
You can't have it both ways: Derisive of women whom chat at the water cooler as petty and your carrying on in this article about a chocolate smudge on your face. Your action is one in the same.
Did I really mystify you, David? How cloying.
BTW -- the phrase is "one AND the same."