Bosses Day, Belated

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just found out that some time recently was bosses day, sorry to say I am not good at keeping up with those things, but wanted to send you each a bouquet of roses for being good bosses.  Regrettably, the attempt to stuff the real ones into the LAN cables to send them directly to you turned into a quite a mess, so with your permission, a description of these virtual bouquets will have to suffice. 

Each bouquet consists of a dozen long stemmed roses of varying colors,
soft pink that whispers tenderly of pleasant days
calm yellow that glows like a summer morning
gentle sky blue that washes away stress
and of course red to soothe the mind and strengthen the resolve
the stems are sturdy with perfectly shaped deep green leaves
the thorns are perfectly spaced
so as not to hurt when you hold the flowers

They all smell mildly sweet
their perfume rising and swirling on the air
to make every inhalation a joy
making your day that much brighter

I hope you enjoy them on the corner of your desk
if not in life, at least in your thoughts

Gentlmen,
if the flowers seem to feminine for you ,share them with your wives. 
I am also sending a couple virtual cases of Alaskan Amber Beer and several bottles of expensive virtual Burgundy and Chardonnay.

You can enjoy as much as you like throughout the day and still drive yourself home afterwards. 
Be sure to share, though, it's too good to keep all to yourself.

Thanks for all the hard work you do. 
It is a pleasure serving with you.