Cure Discovered for Common Brain Disorder

Cure for Cerebral Flatulence

©2006, Basil Sands

Due to the plethora of irrational thinking and outright silliness induced by the overworked masses, my sons have decided to take up the torches of science and medicine specifically to work on a product to deal the terrible symptoms of Cerebral Flatulence that so many people frequently suffer from.  The common colloquial name of this illness is "Brain Farts".  Their diligent research has led them to the discovery of a product combination that they have labeled "Braino".  It should be available at a Target, Wal-Mart, Costco, or Sav-On near you in the next decade or so.

"Take one little chewable dose of Braino before thinking and think clearly all day!"

Disclaimer: Do not exceed maximum daily dosage in any 24 hour period.  Side effects may include bloating, bad breath, itchy scalp, bulging veins on the sides of the head, and mild to severe megalomania.  Braino corporation not responsible for attempts on the part of consumer to control the world, turn their neighbors into zombies with their mind powers, or run around shouting "Buahahaha!  I have the power!"

Product not approved by fda, fcc, vba or aspca for laboratory rat consumption or to cure or treat any known or unknown disease or as a treatment for plain old stupidity.