3 jokes – Blond – Cowboy & horse – Website names

These were on my computer. They probably all came in emails.

Blondes

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World "

Cowboy & Horse

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.

The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

Website names.

• A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is: wxx.whorepresents.com
• 'Experts Exchange' is an excellent site where programmers can exchange advice and views, but the name is: wxx.expertsexchange.com
• Looking for a pen? Look no further than 'Pen Island' at: wxx.penisland.net
• Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: wxx.therapistfinder.com
• Then of course, there's the 'Italian Power Generator Company' at wxx.powergenitalia.com
• And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: wxx.molestationnursery.com
• If you're looking for computer software, there's always wxx.ipanywhere.com
• Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is wxx.cummingfirst.com