my wifes nephew just email me this one. It got a laugh out of me.
The bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and
sliced the man's weixxr off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the >&g t;> weixxr smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment,
then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck
was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment
said .... "Sure had a big dxxk, didn't it?"
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My husband thinks I am nuts now.
I just started laughing out loud.
ok, gotta go explain.
lol
You are welcome, Marilyn. Glad Mark enjoys then too.