"I swear kid, this weird guy comes everyday around 2 o'clock and shoves stuff through that hole in the front door!" "Then those people who feed us tear open the stuff and make funny noises about some guy named "bills." And they don't seem happy; if they aren't happy the food may stop flowing.. you get my drift?" "So Pup, what's the plan?" "When the weird man comes to the door, you open it real quick and I will bite him .. he'll never bring those bad papers here again!" "But, Pup... I can't reach the handle on the door..." "Oy Vey... I will open the door then.. YOU bite him!" "But Pup.. you don't have opposible thumbs." "Forget Kid, let's go pee on the carpet."
" I am happy that my thoughts on evolution have enlightened you . Now here is my question . What is your opinion on thermonuclear reactors versus coal for power ? "
Excellent entries, and thanks. I had no idea that this picture would be liked so much. When I found it I just had to save it for my collection, due to loving kids and wiener dogs. I wonder what they are really looking at? Thanks again for participating in Caption Challenge.
I can see your argument, I'm aware the yard is too open, but it's the most direct route we have once the parimeter defenses are cleared...Put your paws down Franklin u look rediculous.
"hey look ,Mom is home and it looks like she brought back some ice cream and bananas for me and kibbles and bits for you. It sucks to be a dog,I 'll share my ice cream with you if you share your kibbles."
"Hey, kid, me pot o gold is over yonder now if you can hide it in your diapers I would appreaciate it, I hate transforming into this winny dog, my back is killing me!"
Dog: Ok now, back straight, shoulders back, tailbone in, tummy sucked in, feel the thread pulling your head up, leg to the left, and ONE and two and ONE and two!"
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Baby: "Only if I get to lead."
Get real Timmy, it's Iowa.
Iowa? I could have sworn this was heaven.
Is there a heaven?
Oh yeah. Mommy said it's the place where dreams come true.
Well Timmy, maybe this is heaven.
"Then those people who feed us tear open the stuff and make funny noises about some guy named "bills." And they don't seem happy; if they aren't happy the food may stop flowing.. you get my drift?"
"So Pup, what's the plan?"
"When the weird man comes to the door, you open it real quick and I will bite him .. he'll never bring those bad papers here again!"
"But, Pup... I can't reach the handle on the door..."
"Oy Vey... I will open the door then.. YOU bite him!"
"But Pup.. you don't have opposible thumbs."
"Forget Kid, let's go pee on the carpet."
Baby: " yeah .... sorry."
Pup: " nooo, not that It's gonna rain."
Baby: "Oh goodie I'm stuck with you today then."
Thanks again for participating in Caption Challenge.
I could just see my wiener dog saying that...