I was watching a rerun of Seinfeld last night and I saw it. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. The Sheet Thing. Right on nationally syndicated TV. Unbelievable. Am I the only one in the world who knows how to make a bed? I'm not talking about hospital corners. Even though I'm a military veteran, I'm not talking about bouncing quarters. This is much simpler, really. It's the direction the top sheet is placed on the bed before the corners and tightening are even started.
Jerry always has cool sheet sets. Last night they were a black and white checkered pattern that resembled one of those optical illusion pictures. But the top sheet was on wrong. See, everyone (apparently including television set decorators) puts the top sheet on the bed with the pattern facing up. Then they put the comforter over it, essentially covering the pattern. What happens when the sheets are pulled back? The pattern on the bottom sheet displays, but the top sheet reveals the muted backside of the pattern. That's how Jerry's sheets were. The bottom sheet showed the bold black and white pattern, the top sheet, on the inside as Jerry got into bed, was a faded gray and white – the wrong side of the sheet.
So now you know. Put the top sheet on the bed upside down. When you peel back the sheets and get in bed, you'll see the pattern on the top and bottom. Isn't that nice? Please spread the word. Although, I guess it's too late to tell Jerry.


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Inquiring minds want to know!
Joyce - you don't use blankets or a comforter on top of your sheets?
Good point about the toilet paper, Kristen. Except I HAVE to put mine on backwards so the cat can't unroll it....a little trick I learned from a cat lover long ago....
Thanks everyone!
Great article....I love this kind of stuff. Real life goodies. As-far-as "sheets" are concerned.....I don't give a sheet!
John, Ann Landers would agree with ME of course!
Christopher, does your cat actually use the TP for its intended purpose?
Carolyn, Washable doona covers? I love the idea!
Susan, you are correct, the wide hem most definitely is up by the pillows.
Ah, to know there is order in the world. Now I can sleep at night - under my upside-down sheet!
I'm with you - when the sheets are pulled back the print side should be showing. It just looks cozier that way......
That's a great idea, Joe... except the people who put the sheet on "wrong" probably don't read the instructions either.... ;o)
Even now, many years later, when I no longer even care about such things, I make the bed that way out of habit.
Kenn, I left out that very important point - the fold down over the blanket doesn't come out right if you don't put the top sheet on correctly - thanks for including it!
Sandra, I'm glad you understand....
There must be order in the world!!!