# 6: Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent: bumper stickers are a favorite reading of the intelligentsia. (A fact I invented.)
1. If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky diving.
2. What kind of idiot looks at bumper stickers?
3. Stop releasing yor inner stupidity.
4. I swlear, officer. I swlear to drunk that I am not God.
5. You're funny but looks aren't everything.
6. Death must be good. Nobody come back from it.
7. Make love not work.
8. Where can I get some of that anorexia?
9. Buckle up. Aliens can't suck you out of the car.
10. Volunteering doesn't pay.
11. Never trust a person.
23. Suffering from PMS--Post Marital Syndrome.
13. Old age comes at a bad time.
14. I run with scissors.
15. Warning: I have PMS and a gun.
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