by Leo Lemmer
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February 10, 2008

# 4: Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent

April 19, 2009 12:05 PM EDT
views: 69 | comments: 15

Thought-provoking bumper stickers:

 

1.   I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.

2.   So, can I teach evolution in your church?

3.   Be nice to nerds. Chances are you will work for one some day.

4.   All men are idiots. I married their king.

5.   A house without a dog is not a home.

6.   Paddle faster. I hear banjos.

7.   Ever seen a UZI fired from a car window? 

8.   Give a dog a bone. Feed him for a day.

     Feed a dog two bones. Feed him for a day.

9.   I don't want to. I don't have to. I am retired.

10.  Life is brief and very fragile. Do that which makes you happy --Flavius

11.  Am I a liberal or just well educated?

12.  I support the right to arm bears.  

Add one for us.

 

 

 

 

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Comments: 15

Randall C. Apr 19, 2009, 12:09pm EDT
Life is one direction. How do I get out of reverse?
Debra (Gather SiteWarrior Extraordinaire) Apr 19, 2009, 12:14pm EDT
"I can't possibly be out of money, I still have checks!"


"Don't bicker. Dicker"
Kenn T. Apr 19, 2009, 12:28pm EDT
Whether or not you're paranoid, people are laughing behind your back.
Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Apr 19, 2009, 1:08pm EDT
"11. Am I a liberal or just well educated?"

Both, probably.
Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Apr 19, 2009, 1:09pm EDT
"You are the only problem you are ever going to have, and baby, you are the only solution."
Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Apr 19, 2009, 1:10pm EDT
"Today is the first day of the rest of your dreary little life."
Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Apr 19, 2009, 1:13pm EDT
"Guns don't kill people, neither do bad shots. It's marksmen, like me, you better be nice to."
Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Apr 19, 2009, 1:16pm EDT
My favorite Garfield: " Life is arriving at a mutually acceptable compromise. You give me the munchy, and I let you keep your face."
Chuck L. Apr 19, 2009, 1:18pm EDT
Support the NRA
Drive-by clubbings are just too inefficient
Thomas Millington Apr 19, 2009, 1:29pm EDT
Guns don't kill people it's the damned bullets. Let's not take away the peoples right to own guns - just the damned bullets. It should be a crime to manufacture, import or own bullets. Let's outlaw bullets, or if we must have them, make them out of peanut butter.
Kimber L. Apr 19, 2009, 4:43pm EDT
These are all funny!!! LMAO at #6
Eamon W. (So be it) Apr 19, 2009, 9:24pm EDT
My favorite:

"Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie O'Donnell to be fat"
Eamon W. (So be it) Apr 19, 2009, 9:28pm EDT
Thomas, even if they outlawed bullets, they're simple to make. Besides, peanut butter will gum up the barrel.
EDWINA (MISSIE) B. Apr 20, 2009, 12:47am EDT
thanks for sharing
Otelia S. Apr 20, 2009, 4:02pm EDT
The best vitamin in the world is vitamin U



Thanks for sharing!

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