by Leo Lemmer
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February 10, 2008

Know evolution, know life: no evolution, no life

April 18, 2009 02:23 PM EDT
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More highly selected readings for the superlatively intelligent:

Bumper stickers:

1.  Can I vote on your marriage now?

2.  Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

3.  The closer you get, the slower I'll drive.

4.  Bacon is meat candy.

5.  Oh look , honey,  another pro-lifer for war.

6.  Sorry for driving so close in front of you.

7.  I believe in life before death.

8.  Keep honking. I'm re-loading.

9.  Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot revenge.

10. Hate is not a family value.

11. Warning: protected by a pit bull with AIDS

12. Beer proves that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

13. Speak Englesh are go home.

14. After the Rapture, can I have your car?

15. I'm not gay. I just like rainbows.

Give us a couple of yours


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Comments: 17

Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 18, 2009, 2:32pm EDT
Yeah !!!
Bunny B. Apr 18, 2009, 2:35pm EDT
I love the #13!!
norene t. Apr 18, 2009, 4:50pm EDT
Husband and dog are missing! Reward for the safe return of dog!
Joe T. Apr 18, 2009, 5:43pm EDT
" Free speech isn't free!"

"Make love, not war!"

Here's a little take on a common window sign: "Who cares who's on board?"
Jo N. Apr 19, 2009, 12:16am EDT
lol
Terry White Apr 19, 2009, 4:01am EDT
I've got a bumper sticker that actually has people pulling up beside me to tell me they love it. It says:

God bless the whole world. No exceptions.
The light at the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.

But, I liked all of yours better! :)
Svetlana Goryacheva Apr 19, 2009, 9:40am EDT
I saw an example of No. 5 before my very eyes when visiting Washington, DC, in 2005... never was able to grasp it. Great post! :-)

Blessings and best wishes - S.
Randall C. Apr 19, 2009, 12:15pm EDT
Life revisited. Again and again
Tracy Fabre Apr 20, 2009, 10:59pm EDT
I live by #3.
Kimberli T. Apr 25, 2009, 7:49pm EDT
That was good. I can't really say I've seen many better. There are a lot of republican bumper stickers around me, which I like some of them. I consider myself a demicrat with how I think the country should be run, but I live my personal life more like a republican I think. I don't know. But, I read a regular sticker that said "Saying that guns kill people is like saying that pencils write hate mail." I'd have to agree with that statement too. Anything in the wrong hands can have devistating consiquences.
Kathy W. Jul 18, 2009, 3:38pm EDT
Every single one of these is my very favorite.
Great minds~~Think!
Wilka
Roy ☯ Hilbinger Jul 18, 2009, 4:24pm EDT
These are pretty good. I live in a summer resort (Newport, RI) and there's one tourism-related bumper-sticker that cracks me up:
If it's tourist season, how come we can't shoot any?

There's also a bumper-sticker on a car parked on my usual walk home from the grocery store:
My other vehicle is the Mahayana.
Cracks me up every time!

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