The most entertaining insanity from the Democratic Underground on 10-4-2006. Today, in Crazytown....
THE AMISH
LostinVA really hates the Amish:
Children are made to leave school at 8th grade, rapists and other violent criminals are NOT imprisoned, but allowed to continue raping their children after a "shunning" period consisting of a few weeks. Young women who have literally escaped and pressed charges against brothers, fathers, etc. are excommunicated, and all the sympathy given to the rapist. I learned today they are the main suppliers of puppy mill puppies.
Just remember this thread next time you start tearing into Baptists -- the Amish are no different, and are in some ways worse. They are a THEOCRACY condoned by the Federal government.
Just remember this thread next time you start tearing into Baptists -- the Amish are no different, and are in some ways worse. They are a THEOCRACY condoned by the Federal government.
jberryhill hates the Mennonites more:
World of Difference Between Amish and Mennonites. Mennonites are horribly worldly awful sinfully fallen people.
femrap hates all religion:
I don't believe Christ beat the shit out of women or indulged in incest. The Amish can be extremely mean....and the antithesis of Christ. Google it.
Let's compare your local Methodist to a member of the Taliban. And as far as I am concerned, Organized religions are just ways to oppress people.
Let's compare your local Methodist to a member of the Taliban. And as far as I am concerned, Organized religions are just ways to oppress people.
IanDB1 thinks we should leave the evil Amish alone:
Yes, the Amish hate gays and abuse women..as long as they keep their disgusting abuses within their own community, and leave the rest of us alone, I prefer them over the Mormons and the rest of the Pharisees.
femrap thinks we should invade Pennsylvania:
So as long as they beat the crap out of 'their' women, it's fine with you? Incest...another no problem?
madokie lists their worst crimes:
they don't pay taxes so they have an edge over us who do.
they drive their tractors down the roads at a max of 20 to 30 or so mph and some won't move over to let you pass and due to the winding roads around here sometimes you might have to follow them for miles before they finally get to where their going, forget honking your horn or giving them a finger, they'll just honk their horn back at ya' and most have one mounted on the rear of their tractors just for that and the finger, well it don't faze 'em. Lots of inbreding too, in fact the girls from here now are shipped off to other states where there is a lot of them just because of this.
proud2Blib thinks the Amish are retarted mutants:
My cousin lived near an Amish colony in western PA and she talked a lot about the inbreeding. (She knows that topic interests me since I am a special ed teacher.) Anyway, she used to tell me how very bizarre many of them were, with extreme hard looks on their faces. She also thought they taught their children to never smile.
cui bono thinks the Amish are drug dealers:
in Indiana there's a big Amish community and they are making meth in their garages. Big time.
LostinVA brings us back to the puppy mills:
if one reads the Bible and truly believes it, then one wouldn't run puppy mills.
peace13 thinks non-liberals might be reading this:
I guess I feel that it is bad timing to be pointing out how 'shitty' the Amish are. Can't we leave that for another day?
OH NO! THEY'RE ON TO US!
SquireJons thinks Bush killed those Amish girls:
I'm sure it's all just a coincidence. I mean it's never happened before, but it happens twice in one week right when the republicans really need it. Just lucky I guess. Kinda lucky like with Senator Wellstone's death, or the "Pearl Harbor style event" thing. I wonder how many more coincidences this country can take before it comes apart at the seams?
ANTI-CHRISTIAN
54anickel:
Haven't you heard? The US flag has been redesigned. It's actually in the shape of 2 large tablets now.
Funny.
FUNNY EXCHANGE
chimpsrsmarter:
how long will it be before the Iraqi security forces and army decide to turn all their guns on our troops?
rodeodance:
never. they like their guns
chimpsrsmarter:
not turn them in, turn them on our troops.
rodeodance:
k
CLEVER
liberal N proud was up all night writing this one:
GOP = Grand Old Pedophiles
OMINOUS
jpak warns:
US neocons take note - Iran won't be a "cakewalk" and there will be some nasty surprises in store for US forces when we attack them...
Birds of a feather.
OUTRAGEOUS
shadowknows69 claims:
we sold Israel bombs to kill children with.
The Stranger proclaims:
The Palestinians deserve not to be occupied, murdered, tortured, bombed, checked for their "papers," imprisoned, shot and numerous other things. But this Administration supports all of these things.
HILLARY
I like JNelson6563:
They will never stop pushing Hillary and I will never stop resisting that intended siren song that sounds more to me like nails on a blackboard.
KERRY
VegasWolf:
Kerry is a nut-case if he believes America can come out ahead in Afghanistan or Iraq. Time for America to stop attempting world colonization.
GUNS
Tyler Durden is right for all the wrong reasons:
EVERYONE needs to buy a gun.
Usually I'm on the "gun control" bus. I just pulled the cord. I'm getting off.
EVERYONE needs to buy a gun. NOW. Don't wait.
History shows that if you wait until the juncture where you need a weapon to get one, you'll have to take one from someone else or do without.
Wouldn't hurt us any to make this REAL WELL KNOWN as a new plank for the party: A well-armed POPULACE as a deterrent against tyranny.
We are headed for some serious problems: a Democratic Party majority in both houses and a win in 2008 won't change that. Global Warming WILL tip. The Auto industry WILL crash. There's trouble in "River City" kids, and a boy's band won't save us.
We need to be ARMED NOT because we HAVE a well-ordered militia, but because once it gets dicey, it will become necessary to FORM THEM, all over the nation.
This is not nice to hear: TOUGH. If you don't like it, SORRY. I suggest watching "The Fall of Empires" on the telly; it's a short course in cyclical history.
Usually I'm on the "gun control" bus. I just pulled the cord. I'm getting off.
EVERYONE needs to buy a gun. NOW. Don't wait.
History shows that if you wait until the juncture where you need a weapon to get one, you'll have to take one from someone else or do without.
Wouldn't hurt us any to make this REAL WELL KNOWN as a new plank for the party: A well-armed POPULACE as a deterrent against tyranny.
We are headed for some serious problems: a Democratic Party majority in both houses and a win in 2008 won't change that. Global Warming WILL tip. The Auto industry WILL crash. There's trouble in "River City" kids, and a boy's band won't save us.
We need to be ARMED NOT because we HAVE a well-ordered militia, but because once it gets dicey, it will become necessary to FORM THEM, all over the nation.
This is not nice to hear: TOUGH. If you don't like it, SORRY. I suggest watching "The Fall of Empires" on the telly; it's a short course in cyclical history.
Deep13 prefers bombs:
asymmetrical warfare.
The Iraqi insurgents don't have tanks or an airforce or a navy.
When the stormtroopers come in the middle of the night for those who speak out or join unions or eschew Christianity, the lack of a gun will not save them. Those without swords can still be killed on them.
The Iraqi insurgents don't have tanks or an airforce or a navy.
When the stormtroopers come in the middle of the night for those who speak out or join unions or eschew Christianity, the lack of a gun will not save them. Those without swords can still be killed on them.
MisterHowdy disagrees:
guns=bad remember the amish kids.
guns=bad! It makes so much sense!
Our old friend Warpy chimes in to support the bombs:
Learn explosives if you want the illusion of being able to do something against the fascist machine. That's your best hope, not guns.
IS HE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS OR WAR?
I WON'T TELL.
EmperorHasNoClothes says:
The problem with fighting back immediately you never know how serious or on edge the attacker is, or what he will ultimately do. He may have the intention of killing everyone, or he may leave or commit suicide without hurting anyone else. Trying to subdue him or yelling may scare him off, may make him angry, or may cause him to start shooting. Going along with what he demands, on the other hand, is the best way to stay "safe" until he really does start attacking.
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dave502d replies to fellow DU'er:
Commie Pinko Dirtbag you hit the nail on the head.
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one of my friends has a webpage like that made up of posts that people made in a political chatroom. here's the link. it even has my posts on it.
http://members.aol.com/imzadi500/mychat/stupidr2u.html
of course, these are funny posts mostly because they were taken out of context. there are several pages of these posts. enjoy.
Frankly, I don't know how anyone can spend any time at either one of these sites, but there are clearly hyper-partisans that exist and refuse to accept any line of thinking but their own. I can name a dozen such people that hang around here, spreading their toxic venom and blinding ignorance. Right RK?
EZEKIEL STOP STILL NO VOTES STOP RETRIEVE THE CUTEST PUPPY FROM THE MILL STOP RUN OVER IT WITH THE BUGGY STOP MORE ORDERS SOON STOP
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976809623
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