Top Ten WORST Christmas Gifts - #1 - The Absolute WORST Gift Ever

By now, you know much of what others really hope they don't receive from you as a gift for Christmas.  There have been itmes that just don't make sense, that didn't cost a dime or that became highly offensive even after the kind thought behind them.  A few say they enjoy getting some of these gifts and actually want a couple of them.  Take note as what you can give them this year.  For the most part, though, not many people want anything to do with these pathetic presents. Choose carefully...choose wisely...and get ready to run if you got an item that really isn't wanted.  At least have a back up plan to make good on your gaffe.  Fresh, homemade baked treats are always a great way so smooth over any ruffled feathers and calm the savage beast you've just awakened.  I say try cookies...you can't go wrong with them.  Who doesn't like at least one type of cookie or another?  I would never be disappointed by a big batch of cookies...and they're all my favorites, especially those decorated Christmas cookies. I'd even forgive you for killing my hamster if you included cookies.  Cookies are something we all enjoy at the holidays...or anytime. Heck, instead of giving presents...just give cookies for that hard to buy for person, like say...me!  This isn't about what we want, but what we don't want...and there's one thing that stands above all the rest for what we hope to never find with our name on it under any Christmas tree...

#1 - Nose hair clippers - How personal and how touching.  It's usually a guy thing and we're the ones who get shafted with the most hated presents of all.  You've just got to do something about those three inch long hairs sticking out of your nose...and your ears, Harold. Well, I've tried braiding them, but they're not long enough.  Too short to string beads on them, too.  I've been doing alright plucking them, cutting them with scissors or sticking the raze inside and slicing them of that way.  Trust me, dear, you can't get what you can't see...and obviously, you've missed a few.  I'm just trying to save you a little time with this handy dandy pocket plucker.  I got you the manual model and the super charged battery type, too.  You can do both ears at the same time.  I got tired of having you ask me to get the stray ones.  I'm not sticking my fingers up your nose anymore.  Now, you can use your own.  Gee, thanks, honey.  I guess I can really use these...though a new reel for my fishing rod or a pair of cleets for playing softball sure would have been my first choice.  Now, I'll be known as the nose hair pickin' pappy.  At least those hairs won't be tickling you in bed any more. Merry Christmas, doll...now how about a beer so I can watch football while you fix us something to eat?  Ooooo...men!  You can't live with 'em...and you can't live with 'em.  I hope it slips, sticks inside and pokes your brain to see if it still works.  No nose hair clippers for Christmas!

If you follow this list, you're sure to make it a happy holiday for all.  Wrote them down and make sure you check it twice while out shopping.  You definitely don't want to be giving someone close to you any of these presents.  Now, if there's someone you're not too terribly fond of, you could give them everything you've seen listed here.  What do you care if you've offended.  You never liked them in the first place.  I guess this could go either way...to save someone you care about a little heartbreak on Christmas day...or to really stick it to those you don't even consider to be a friend.  Merry Christmas to all...and to all, good gifts!