I knew an old farmer that lived on a large farm, He had Hogs, Cattle, Horses, and about any kind of Animal that could jump walk or run. he had a big Milking Barn,and each morning as entered the barn he would yell as loud as he could "Good Morning Old Hefers" He usually would speak to all of his Animals with a Hardy Good Morning.
He sort of got himself in a pickle one day. he was walking down the street and met old aunt Tilly hobbling along, as he approached her he spoke kindly to her, "Hi Aunt Tilly, Have a Great Day", She whirled around and started pounding him with her cane, and she said "How do you think That I can have a great with the condition Im in?" From that day on if he saw Aunt Tilly coming down the street, He went the other way wit haste.But before he started he will yell and say "Hey! Aunt Tilly, have a great day" (WILL SEE YE'LL DRECTLY)