I didn't used to watch so much tv. I guess as I hurt more and stay home more I do though. Now that I think of it I'm not really watching it so much as listening to it while I'm doing other things. Usually a little housework, crocheting, or even playing solitaire.
Anyway sometimes I hear things that amuse me. Of course the things that amuse me may not amuse you. :D This is from some show my 18 year old was watching about Emergency Room patients.
"Air goes in and out. Blood goes around and around. You have to have a liver to live. Your kidneys are smarter than you are. You can't fix stupid."