Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million. Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three months later, she became his stepmother.
Where Does Daddy Live?
This reminds me of something yesterday at work.
A colleague was relating a conversation he had with
his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old.
They were discussing geography and...
"Where does mommy live?"
"Where does grandma live?"
"Where does grandpa live?"
"And where does daddy live?"
Needless to say, he took the next day off!