What would we do without blondes and lawyers to joke about? I have heard several variations of this.
Johnson, an attorney, becomes very depressed. In order to relax a little bit, he asked two friends of his, a rabbi and a Hindu to come with him on a fishing trip. Everything went fine, they had good time fishing and on their way back, their car broke down in the middle of nowhere.
After trying everything they could, the car would not go, and then they decided it was too late, they had to find somewhere to sleep. In the nearest farm, they met a farmer who agreed to let them spend the night. However, he only had two small beds available in his home; therefore one of the guys would have to sleep in the barn with the animals.
The rabbi volunteered to do so but 5 minutes later there was a knocking on the door, opened it, it was the rabbi who said there is a pig at the barn and it is against his religion to sleep with pigs.
Then the Hindu guy said he has no problem with pigs so he'll sleep at the barn. But 2 minutes later the same thing happened, when they open the door, the Hindu said there was a cow at the barn and it's against his religion to sleep with cows.
This time Johnson has no choice he has to sleep in the barn since he doesn't have any religious barrier. However, 30 seconds after they close the door there was another knock.
When they opened it, guess what? It was not Johnson; it was the cow and the pig. They would not sleep with a lawyer.